In May of 1973, the Edgar Winter Group won over scores of fans with their upbeat music, carefree style, and promise of a free ride. When the group itself disbanded, its members pledged to continue offering free rides as long as they received mainstr...
In a widely distributed Papal Encyclical, Papa Benedict the Sixteenth has reinforced the controversial economic justice prophecy of the last 150 years of Catholic social teaching, despite the fact that it drives rich Roman catholic free marketers bon...
American economic whizzes are already hard at work setting up for the next great recession. Building upon the feeble economic foundations that have already fallen once beneath them, they seek to recreate their fortunes out of the daydreams of the...
Barack Obama, Premier of the Socialist States of America, has finally come to the realization that the "Think System" will not work to fix the Nation's or World's economic problems. The system, as originally invented by Professor Harold Hill (Gary,...
In an interview in his Paris office, Jim Phelps of the IMF said that he thought that the world would have a slow recovery from the current bad economy. He added, however, that this was not his field of study and that we were probably interviewing th...
President Obama, speaking from the Oval Office has decreed that Independence Day 2009 is not to be celebrated and that July 4 is to be deleted from all calendars. "This is part of my Economic Stimulus Package" the President explained. "I expect th...
The Government has put forward a money saving proposal whereby everyone would be paid in tips rather than receive a standard wage. Instead of people knowing what they are going to get every week, the government's idea will encourage workers to 'tr...
More details are emerging about the theft of the British economy by Romanian pickpockets last September. As exclusively reported by this website yesterday, Alistair Darling believed that the economy was stolen from him by a gang of Romanians in Ox...
New York, USA - Currently in bankruptcy proceedings, Six Flags amusement park company has announced that it wants to partner with Qantas airline by taking over their Australia to Indonesia routes. "We feel," said Six Flags representative Durk Sme...
Former Ford truck owner and 35-year Ford man, Franklin Tomes, had the misfortune of having his balls fall off while test-driving a 40-miles-per-gallon Toyota Yaris, Friday. "Oh I don't blame the Yaris people", stated Toms in a voice range so high...
In a startling, but very welcome, disclosure the OPEC countries have announced that from now on, they will give away raw petroleum and deliver it free to refineries. This should ensure that full prices at the pump will fall to historic lows in a v...
World Bank boss Robert Zoellick called a press conference this morning. The gathering of financial journalists from around the world was astonished to hear him announce that the global recession happened because of a simple mistake. He went on...
WASHINGTON - It seems the economic crisis is even farther-reaching than previously thought. Among the hardest-hit sectors are the auto industry, the housing market, and now -the international drug trade. According to a survey of over a dozen dark...
(Corridors of Power, Westminster) After a late meeting in the House of Commons last night, Prime Minister Gordon Brown had good news for the nation this morning when he announced that the £80million received by Manchester United for their star winger...
In this current economic crisis, here at The Daily Tripe we like to think that we are looking after you, the reader, and putting YOUR interests first. With that in mind, we have decided to write an occasional series highlighting 'Thrifty Tips' patronisingly showing you how to save money, often with disastrous effects. The first in the series shows how to eat for less than a quid. Last nig...
On the back of the recent spate of government resignations, the Prime Minister has appointed Fred the Shred as the newly created Expenses Tzar. According to the Number Ten press office, the Prime Minister felt he had a duty to the remaining minist...
Washington, DC - It has been revealed by credible sources within the U.S. Department of Agriculture that U.S. Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner, the man responsible for the nations finance and monetary matters, has applied for food stamps - the progra...
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