Smack Rat Amy Winehouse was today found dead in her North London pad. The R'N'B star was today confirmed to have been found in a pool of her own vomit, surrounded by dirty socks and needles.Although authorities are keeping tight lipped about events e...
Hip-Hop artist Keyz has spent much of the last year in a legal struggle, after drug distribution charges were leveled against him in early 2010. The Chicago native, who's most notable for his Top 40 smash "No, But I Fa' Real Sell Drugs," had an...
Forgotten Popular girl group Girls Aloud have decided not to release a new album, which is good news for people who had forgotten that every single member used to be a singer. HMV spokesman Dave told us: 'Oh, that is a great pity. I was really l...
Latest figures show that brand new radio station 'White Noise' is proving very unpopular with its intended demographic audience. The station, which broadcasts nothing but white noise, and the occasional burst of experimental German techno is aime...
PJ Harvey is the early favourite to win the Mercury Prize 2011 with her album Let England Shake after the nominations were announced yesterday. She will be up against - among others - Adele, who is currently enjoying massive success on both side o...
Gastronomic experimenter Heston Blumenthal has moved out of the kitchen and into the orchestra pit with a new venture: Music. "It's a sad state of affairs," said Blumenthal. "There is a dearth of inventiveness with music instruments. We are stuck...
NASHVILLE - LeAnn Rimes and her husband, Eddie Cibrian recently visited a guitar repair shop in Nashville. While at the store she and Eddie had a nice chat with the store's owner, Kinkaid "Bubba" Pluckershank who it turned out had attended high sc...
The "singer" and lefty songwriter Billy Bragg, who has repelled audiences for decades with his grating voice, has agreed to have his vocal chords removed after accidentally hearing one of his own records. He claims to have never heard his own voic...
NASHVILLE - One of country music's most popular young singers Taylor Swift is really upset that she has had to cancel two of her music concerts. The vibrant 21-year-old from Wyomissing, Pennsylvania stated that she has been dealing with a bout of...
Local man, part time satirist and full time waster, Martin Shuttlecock, who according to his schoolteachers "would never amount to anything much" came out with this amazing statement as he took a break from digging out a subterranean ten room extensi...
Rock legend Paul Simon is being sued over the content of one of his international hits. At the heart of the case is the suggestion in his 1976 song that there are 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover. Graeme Literal-Gitt, of Horbury, West Yorkshire, tol...
LOS ANGELES - The final four singers on The Voice came down to the final two; Dia Frampton and Javier Colon [pronounced PER-FUME]. The Las Vegas oddsmakers had pegged Javier to take the top prize and the Tucson oddsmakers had pegged Dia to win it all...
Nobody really seems to have a clue what this is all about, but, an as yet undisclosed website has been gobbing off with words to the effect that Beyonce - who put thousands of music fans to sleep as she closed Glastonbury last weekend, doesn't appear...
There was brief excitement today as some band got into the charts with a song that sounded a bit like a good song that an older band did years ago but everyone had forgotten about. Both songs contain a reasonably catchy riff and a decent chorus, a...
White faced seventies electro pop sensation, Gary Numan, out of Tubeway Army, best known for his 1979 hit single 'Are Friends Electric,' has announced that he will be forming a pub quiz team down his West Sussex local, the Android Ploughman, somewher...
Glastonbury - It's a new twist on that all-too-familiar OMG! No Damn Loo Paper!! sinking feeling typical of outdoor gatherings. The discovery of West Oxfordshire Conservative Association chairman Christopher Shale's body in a music festival lavato...
U2 are eagerly planning to get back on the road having been inroduced to the concept of Understatement by listening to a bunch of records they are planning to rip-off in an insipid and half assed manner. The "Understatement" tour will be carried f...
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