CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The "Internets" - President George W. Bush signed an order for the Drug Czar, John P. Walters, to crack down on hallucinogenic YouTube Videos.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - BEVERLY HILLS - A gold-plated gun and a pill bottle owned by Elvis Presley were auctioned off at the Beverly Hilton Hotel this weekend, as was a microphone used by the rock icon on the Louisiana Hayride in the 1950s.
Police officers pulled over a car on Wednesday night and as one of the officers approached the drivers side he notices the driver was choking on a baggie.
(Seattle, WA) Officer Mark Dairy remembers stopping a man jaywalking across a busy five-lane highway Tuesday, but he claims he blacked out shortly after approaching the suspect.
(Galesburg, IL) A resurgance in youths tagging cars with bumper stickers has returned to show support for five students denied their diplomas because of a cheering audience.
The War on Drugs has ended due to a lack of supply, according to a report from DBS News.
It's time to set the record straight, today's artists are not crazy, they are simply misunderstood. The public just cannot be expected to understand today's art without years of art education, drugs, hanging out with weirdos and intense therapy.
The US Supreme Court surprised the Bush Administration by declaring every day National Free Hug Day. The long awaited decision comes in the heels a controversial joint study by the CDC and
Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig announced today that Major League Baseball will abandon all drug testing and will allow athletes the use of any and all performance enhancing substances. "The athletes are all doping up behind our backs anyway", Sel...
Scientists in Los Angeles have biologically engineered a new stimulant from sugar cane. The new drug called NovaCane should replace other products in this burgeoning area of consumerism. Marketing suggests that the so called 'Columbian Marching P...
American actor Sylvester Stallone was formally convicted in court for his smuggling of 48 bottles of illegal steroids into Australia in February. Stallone lied to customs officials about having a prescription for the medication that is illegal in bo...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - President George W. Bush, while trying to freebase cocaine, set the desk he was using on fire and burned his tie off.
In a headline grabbing admission singer George Michael had admitted he is addicted to prescription drugs to the 2% of the worlds population who hadn't already guessed.
Inhalant abuse among the affluent in America is reportedly soaring as the price of gasoline continues to rise to new levels. Cocaine had long been the drug of choice among those with more money than brains. That, however, is changing, as drug users...
The U.S has decided that Marijuana will in fact be legal. One of the biggest reasons is people need more jobs.
For many years it was thought that the 1963 chart hit 'Puff the Magic Dragon' was a song about smoking marijuana, "not so" it was revealed yesterday.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush declared a War on Flowers. President Bush made this announcement after learning that poppy fields are on the front line in Afghanistan.
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