Written by Angel boi

Friday, 15 June 2007

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Bunch of marijuana

Police officers pulled over a car on Wednesday night and as one of the officers approached the drivers side he notices the driver was choking on a baggie.

The police performed the Heimlich maneuver on the driver but it didn't work and the 22 year old man passed out. The policeman was forced to reached into his throat to remove the article.

The police officer noticed it was marijuana and the man swallowed it as a cover up.

They took the man to the hospital for treatment then to the Sedgwick county jail along with the 18 year old passenger along with it.

The policeman told TheSpoof.com reporters: "I wasn't going to swallow his story - and neither could he!"

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Topics: Drugs




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