Written by Skews Me

Sunday, 10 June 2007

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(Galesburg, IL) A resurgance in youths tagging cars with bumper stickers has returned to show support for five students denied their diplomas because of a cheering audience.

Reports of "Dignity or No Diploma" stickers are coming in from across the nation reporting the vandalism.

Earlier this year, "Bong Hits for 4 Jesus" stickers resulted in an estimated $1.3 million in damage to private property. Despite Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez promising to treat the vandals as drug offenders, no one caught was charged with the stiff penalty.

Galesburg High officials released a statement saying they will review graduation regulations at the beginning of the next school year.

Copyright © 2007, SkewsMe

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