After years of continuing advancement in lighter and lighter bulletproof vests, police are now asking that an effort be made towards the development of the bulletproof undies that never chaff. "For the past 30 years the Kevlar vests we use almost...
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Several black Philadelphia police officers filed a federal lawsuit against their department Thursday, alleging the online forum used by its officers is "infested with racist, white supremacist and anti-African-American content."...
The Metropolitan Police were confused about the controversial policy of "kettling" during the G20 demonstrations, an independent report stated earlier today. "Kettling" is where a police officer makes 35,000 cups of tea for the protesters in a bid...
Science teacher Helene Gaither of Paducah, Kentucky South Middle School on her last day of school before Summer vacation was showing a CD on the uses of science applications to one's life in general and while the film as rolling, doodled on a piece o...
Residents in South Yorkshire have complained that calling 999 for Police assistance is sometimes a complete waste of time. Graham Roope complained "My pet hamster, Harry the Hamster, escaped from his cage and went under the floorboards in the bathroo...
An enterprising member of Her Majesty's Constabulary has set up in business with a mobile refreshment stand. Featuring jumbo hot dogs, the business is expected to flourish. "I import my dogs from Germany" says Mick Davies(nicknamed "Careless" b...
In a shock revelation, the IPCC (Immediate Prevention of Constabulary Conviction) organisation has stated that the "policeman" who it is alleged struck and injured Ian Tomlinson - who died, possibly as a result of injuries received, was an imposter.
S.D., 18, was booked on Thursday on suspicion of stalking and making criminal threats, said Sgt. Morphin Dempsey of the Harmattan Police Dept. He is scheduled to be arraigned on Tuesday, Dempsey said. According to the celebrity Web site teenyboom.
Just when the residents of the Roland Apartment Complex in Flener City were getting ready for one of their citizen's, we'll call him Harold "Harry" Joe Buck because that's who the police say he is, one-penis production of Shakespeare's "AS YOU LIKE I...
Hairy angel, Susan bloody Boyle, who is not as good at singing as she'd have us all believe showed true diva class by throwing a wobbly at her Wembley hotel yesterday. The 'never been kissed' (now there's a surprise) diminutive Jockinese crooner r...
Armed police swooped on a house here in Bournemouth this evening in a dramatic dawn raid that was running a bit late and arrested a 34 year old man on charges of Conspiracy To Kidnap. The man, named by family members as Denzil Mobius has a long hi...
Stephen Fry admitted to cheating on his expenses today, and was immediately arrested by police acting on the orders of the Government and taken to an undisclosed maximum security police station. In a hastily arrange press conference, the Home Secr...
The British Sikh Police Association would like to see bulletproof turbans developed so that they can serve as firearms officers, because, at present, their religion prevents them from removing their turbans in order to carry out such a task. Howev...
An as yet unidentified Police Force is under investigation after it was revealed that male officers were engaging in homosexual acts while they thought they were alone. Unfortunately everything has been caught on film. The force, which can not...
Stourbridge, normally a calm and peaceful West Midlands beauty spot, was a hive of police activity today, as hundreds of officers converged on the town to investigate an incident involving a masked gang who ran over a beat cop without stopping. PC...
The UK's disability watchdog, Disabled Action, have attacked UK police forces for not doing enough to recruit disabled people. A spokesman said, "It's terrible. We have discovered that less than 0.5% of the UK police force are disabled, but among...
Law enforcement organizations around the world have herded together to denounce the association of the new worldwide influenza epidemic with pigs. Joining forces with the Pork Council, the originators of the new white meat ad campaign, police forces...
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