Written by Blazing Saddle

Friday, 3 July 2009

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This jumbo hotdog is 4 feet long!

An enterprising member of Her Majesty's Constabulary has set up in business with a mobile refreshment stand.

Featuring jumbo hot dogs, the business is expected to flourish.

"I import my dogs from Germany" says Mick Davies(nicknamed "Careless" by his colleagues in a spoof on "Dangerous Davis - the Last Detective" played by actor Peter Davidson) "and they have to be aged for 2 to 3 years before I cook 'em".

Speaking from his holding cell, Davies explains that he only keeps one or two dogs in the stand at a time. "What with the heat in there, I wouldn't last long if I tried to cook more than a couple".

"Supplies have dried up and I will be closing the stand until I can get my hands on more dogs".

Davies expects to be back in business in about 3 years (with time off for good behaviour).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Police




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