Written by Bureau

Saturday, 20 June 2009

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Just when the residents of the Roland Apartment Complex in Flener City were getting ready for one of their citizen's, we'll call him Harold "Harry" Joe Buck because that's who the police say he is, one-penis production of Shakespeare's "AS YOU LIKE IT" the police came down on him and take him away!

"We demand that the police either let Harry Joe loose or we want a refund", stated William Frawlee, a local resident. "We had brought sandwiches and thermos bottles and everything and Harry had just got up on the big complex air conditioner unit and a string around his penis and was moving him around to loud cheers."

Frawlee's fellow customers, some 57 in all were likewise disappointed when told to go on back home by the police.

"WE ARE home, you big idiot! We all live here and were waiting for Harry Joe's new presentation of "As You Like It"!'

Harold "Harry" Joe Buck has been arrested more than once according to police records but his fans were loyal. Many agreed that last years one-dong performance of "Midsummer Night's Dream" was great.

The citizens of Roland Apartments now say they will check with an attorney about freedom of speech and the definition of "Performance Art".

"We got Govie on the telephone right now to one of those "Freedom" type lawyers right now", stated Ellie White. "This is an outrage. We HAD guards for any kids what come by so this one-penis play was a PRIVATE AFFAIR!"

"Civilized Liberties! That's It!"

Meanwhile the local police station that is housing Harry Joe has been getting calls by the minute by the outraged audience.

"We're going to have to do something", stated Police Chief Denny Ragland. "Now they're wanting to come down here and have him put on the show from cell and the other prisoners have taken it up!"

"Civil Liberties on the line, Chief!"

"Great! That's just what I need!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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