Written by Pointer

Thursday, 30 April 2009

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Piglet, Porky and Sgt O'Malley

Law enforcement organizations around the world have herded together to denounce the association of the new worldwide influenza epidemic with pigs. Joining forces with the Pork Council, the originators of the new white meat ad campaign, police forces are protesting the worst swine in news reports and medical journals.

Not all interest groups sympathize with the cops. The Bambi's Mother Deer Advocacy Group urged the police to take it down a notch on their gun belts considering that Lyme Disease and the reputed cause, the Deer Tick has had to be endured for decades by the hart community. American Legionnaires reminded the boys and girls in blue that they have had a dreaded illness named in their honor for a half a century.

Piglet from Seven Acre Woods Inc. and Porky of Warner Bros have joined the Police unions in their denunciation of the so called swine flu.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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