It has been reported that a Man. U. player has agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of Dr. Phil but has asked not to be named. He has also requested to appear in silhouette and have his voice disguised. The title of the show will be 'Infidelity...
South Korean Ji-Sung Park is being tipped to do a job on Lionel Messi at Wembley tonight. Expert Telly Venables sees Park as the man to muzzle Messi: "The Korean will be snapping at Messi's heels from the first whistle. It will be dog eat dog"...
LONDON - The much anticipated Champions League Final game between Manchester United and Barcelona will be watched by billions of football fans throughout the entire civilized world. Reports are that the tiny African country of British Bamboobanda...
The company behind a successful advertising campaign has discontinued a sponsorship deal worth millions of pound with a prominent Manchester United player. The deal was believed to have been made with the United player at a time when his image, on...
It had to happen one day, Manchester United's WAGs found a way to earn extra spending money by selling some of their 'bedroom secrets' to a reporter. Players' names weren't mentioned for obvious reasons, but the players in question will recognize...
Concerns were raised today over the fragile mental state of local man, Salford born, Martin Shuttlecock. Who is said to be in a complete state of mental fugue, as tomorrow's Champions League Final between Shuttlecock's beloved Manchester United, and...
Everybody knows how these two teams play the beautiful game. Manchester United have recently been no-nonsense performers, with Champions League Final opponents, Barcelona gaining deserved recognition for being slick, cultured, and sophisticated. A...
The retired Manchester United defender might seem at first glance to be a dubious choice to man mark Barcelona's diminutive Argentinian striker, but some sources are of the opinion that Nobby is all set to come out of retirement and operate as a swee...
Those involved know exactly what is being referred to in the headline - a staggering 76% of Manchester United fans own a replica Barcelona shirt! With the number 76 printed on the back! Experts believe that a whopping 76% of Manchester United f...
Word from the Barcelona camp ahead of Saturday's CL Final at Wembley is that Barcelona officials suspect that Man United have already launched a dirty tricks campaign in order to unsettle the Catalans. Barca insiders suspect that Sir Alex Ferguson...
Ex Chelsea coach Ray Wilkins has publicly rubbished Manchester United's chances in The Champions League Final. Speaking yesterday at the Nivea for men Great Football Experiment Ray said: "Man Utd are a fabulous club playing exquisite football.
Ahead of Manchester United's showcase Champions League Final against Barcelona at Wembley on Saturday, Old Trafford based sources have indicated that at some stage in the game, Ryan Giggs and Chicharito may well be pulled off. One insider said tha...
Ex Manchester United aces Gary and Phil Neville are to be the new Ant and Dec. The popular and charismatic footballers are being groomed to host 'I Am a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' A media PR spokesperson told reporters: "It is a winnin...
Word on the streets of London is that the Michael Jackson statue at Fulham Football Clud has got itchy feet. This bizarre revelation has arrived approximately 25 miles north of Fulham from a 58 year physic clairvoyant woman in Luton, Bedfordshire.
It appears that Colombian sex symbol, bon vivant, and sometime crooner, Shakira, is to attend the showcase Champions League Final at Wembley on May 28th, in support of her current beau, Barcelona defender, Gerard Piquet. So far, so good - nothing...
Spanish football pundit Juan Lamportou today advised Manchester United to forget all about winning the Champions League Final at Wembley on Saturday, insisting that United have no chance in the contest, because they are directing all their focus in t...
It was always going to be a tense affair at Old Trafford, probably beginning when Phil Neville described brother Gary as "a knob" to Sky Sports reporter, Jeff Stelling in a pre-match interview. Having shown up especially for the occasion, David Be...
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