Park to run Messi off the park

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Saturday, 28 May 2011


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Ji-Sung Park's lunch

South Korean Ji-Sung Park is being tipped to do a job on Lionel Messi at Wembley tonight.

Expert Telly Venables sees Park as the man to muzzle Messi:

"The Korean will be snapping at Messi's heels from the first whistle. It will be dog eat dog"

Little terrier Park has emerged as Manchester United's best chance of lifting the Winalot Cup.

Despite criticism that Ji-Sung's "bark is worse than his bite", Sir Alex Ferguson is hoping the Korean can take the game by the scruff of the neck:

"Park covers every inch of the park. We are entering him into Crufts next season"

The Pong Rim restaurant in Wembley High Street are big fans of the dogged Korean.
Owner Rim Pong is promoting a 'sit down and beg meal' on the evening of the game:

"We will be serving Dog's Messi and Rooney potatoes. It is dericious"

If Ji-Sung Park fails to take Messi for 'walkies', we can expect him to be back fetching Sir Alex's sunday newspapers tomorrow.

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