Consumer watchdogs, Waste-of-timecom , have slammed female celebrities that make a living from, fattening up the guillible in December and then make another living from slimming down the same group of people in January. Catherine Martinique said...
Seventies progressive Rocker, Greg Lake famously wrote he believed in Father Christmas. This was at a time the old misery guts was going through his infamous trial- which centred around complaints against the bearded one, sneaking into kiddies bedroo...
This year's miracle seller has literally risen from the dead this season and broken all sales records. The Jesus doll, long considered somewhat naff and tacky, has been reincarnated for 2008 Christmas with a new look and a suite of miracle accesso...
In respect of today's economic climate the old Christmas song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" are in need of readjusting (Bringing it into 21st century). The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree never turned out to be the cash crop forecasted. It will be replaced by a plastic hanging plant, providing considerable savings in maintenance. The two turtle doves represent a redundancy t...
The White House will not display a set of Christmas tree ornaments that calls for President George W. Bush's impeachment and also that of Vice President Cheney. The ornaments were made by artist Bedorah Flatulance, who says she wanted to honor Rep...
In the midst of these recession hit times, it's consoling to know that the BBC is doing it's bit to help our ailing economy. Wallace and Gromit will return to our screens on Christmas day, filling a gap left vacant by Morecambe and Wise many years...
Washington--The U.S. Senate has announced the appointment of a sub committee, Government Research Into Nonessential Christmas Habits (GRINCH) to be headed by Senator Jacob Marley. The committee of three wise Senators, plan to visit the Holy land, North Pole and Lapland. Among the organizations and interested parties expected to testify with their concerns, are: Federal Aviation Administration (...
Santa Claus was exposed as a fraud today by a school teacher in Liverpool. The young teacher, Miss Take, shocked the pupils in her charge when she announced that Santa Claus was fictitious to a class of six and seven year old children. She shatter...
Robart Anderson of New Ulm, Minnesota turned 80 recently and with his birthday came quite a surprise. He got a birthday card signed by Colletta Harding. She was his teacher - 70 years ago. He says he was very, very surprised. Here's how it happene...
A prisoner has escaped from a Northumberland jail by secreting himself inside a Christmas card he was sending to his wife, it has been reported. The man, Wendell Cripes, 29, was six months into a 9-year sentence for armed robbery, when he disappea...
UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will celebrate Easter this Christmas. The clumsy PM, in a doorstop with press correspondents, declared that he and his family would "be hanging out the sacks in anticipation of a rewarding visit from the Easter Bunny"...
Shares in Britain's oldest retail department store, Woolworths, soared today as it was announced that the company would hold a massive 90% off sale starting Thursday in all its 815 outlets nationwide. Woolies, as it is known by your mum, went into...
Peter Mandelson, or, to give him his full title, Lord Mandelson of Hartlepool, has this morning unveiled details of his very own festive culinary delights, Mandelson's Mincer PiesTM. The pies are the result of a recent collaberation with TV chef a...
County Mayo, Ireland: Father of four, Damian McManus, woke early Christmas morning to view the delight on the faces of his young children when they saw that Santa Claus had paid them a visit during the night, but was less than delighted with the gif...
I have labored on this Ghastly little book, to lower the intellectual quota of literature, which shall not put my readers out of humor with themselves, with each other, with the season, or with me. May it haunt their collective consciousness unpleasantly, and no one asks for payment, 5* or otherwise. Their faithful Friend and Servant, C. D. December, 2008. Marley was long dead: to be...
Pompous police officers from County Cork have announced that St Nicolas will not be allowed to drive his sleigh around Ireland this Christmas and are urging forces across the world to take an equally draconian stance. "It's the sherry," said Hugh...
Barack Obama has made some pretty utopian promises to the American people but his latest plan to bail out the economy tops them all. President elect Obama told the nation on Youtube that he has a great big surprise for them this Christmas morning...
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