Barack Obama has made some pretty utopian promises to the American people but his latest plan to bail out the economy tops them all.
President elect Obama told the nation on Youtube that he has a great big surprise for them this Christmas morning in Bethlehem, PA. There in a stable outside the I-80 Holy Day's Inn a young couple named Mary and Joseph will spend the cold winter night awaiting the birth of their son.
The nativity will be attended by stray dogs and cats from across the city and unemployed steelworkers and three drunk teenagers wearing burger king paper crowns bearing a whopper jr, fries and onion rings.
Excited Obamaniacs from across the country have flooded to switchboards asking if the baby's name would be Jesus. Obama has remained tight lipped about the name of the child, though his chief of staff has been wearing an awfully sly smile.
