Stargate fans were threatening to march on the Sky TV HQ today, after it emerged that the nincompoops in charge of scheduling had screwed them over - again! The Universe series of the franchise, starring popular Scots actor Robert Carlyle, has bee...
We have had straight Masterchef, we have had Junior Masterchef and Professionals Masterchef, we have even had Celebrity Masterchef, and bosses at the BBC have been scratching their heads over what the next Masterchef will be. Finally they have hit...
The Royal Astronomical Society is forecasting an evening of shooting stars tomorrow night (Tuesday). Already several 'stars' have been offered up for the great sacrifice: X Factor competitors are high on the list trailing Ann Widdicombe by a short...
Heads of ITV light entertainment are currently soiling their respective underwear in delight at the sudden upsurge in viewing figures. The latter were primarily boosted by the weekly mentally challenged series, The XYZ-Factor, which weekly featur...
As a truly landmark and shocking storyline comes to a head, Coronation Street insiders have revealed the cause of the massive gas explosion that ripped through the wine bar, and derailed a passing tram, killing a few, but not enough, of the cast.
Hollywood - Jillian Michaels admitted she is quitting Biggest Loser to become a man. A move that will fit her personality and make it easier on her conscience. "I wanted to leave the show a couple years ago, but the success of the sex change surg...
LONDON - Channel Four, otherwise known as 'the channel to turn to when there's shit on BBC', will host the new talent show 'How to Solve a Problem Like Korea'. The show will be broadcast on the day after, on CBS in America at 9pm(EST), with the Br...
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is set to star in a new MTV-style dating show called "Silvio's Sexy Sluts." The programme invites 12 'babes' in love with Silvio's smooth charm, good looks and charisma into his Italian home for a series o...
Teen Magazine's Cute Girl Of The Decade, Justin Bieber, walked off of a German TV show, claiming that a critical injury suffered by another performer on the show left him "too weepy" to perform. The teen singer was scheduled to appear on Germany's...
Daybed entertainment source for England's feckless layabout doley scroungers, Virgin Media, have announced its intention to bring a Tivo powered television service to UK couch potatoes. Those concerned that their daytime TV time is nothing but rep...
Somewhat remembered television presenter Yvonne Fielding was set free in court today on charges she stalked and harassed WikiLeaks founder Julian Asshat. In compelling testimony before Lady Justice Constant Sterne-Battylaxe, Fielding said she wa...
WASILLA - The Third installment of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska has eclipsed the viewer numbers of the first two shows. Executives for the TLC Network Burgess Flackbubble and Irving Castowitz are so thrilled with the shows amazing ratings that they...
Daytime terrestrial TV schedules are to be completely revamped next year in response to criticisms and complaints from viewers and watchdogs. Producers and schedulers on the mainstream channels BBC 1, BBC 2 and ITV, have come under fire for showin...
HOLLYWOOD - The new reality show Skating With The Stars is filmed just down the hallway from Dancing With The Stars, but apparently no one knows how to get there. The show which is based on the British show Dancing On Ice premiered in last place a...
AMC have confirmed Jon Hamm, the star of their award winning show, Mad Men, has quit after a sensational bust up with show creator Matthew Weiner. Hamm claims, 'Weiner and his fellow writing staff depict me week after week, sleeping with countless...
New York - Time Warner Cable announced a new stripped down package that will cost $39.99 a month, and will require new equipment to use on most digital televisions. Time Warner is bragging about the benefits of this new package: more cable outage...
The star of 24, the American never ending saga of claptrap, has talked non stop for 24 hours in order to publicise the series. Immediate improvements were seen in viewing figures for the programme. 'If a guy can talk that long he deserves support'...
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