Stargate: Universe... Where's It Gone? Schedulers Screw Viewers Again!

Funny story written by Ellis Ian Fields

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

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Sci-Fi fans might look like this marching on Sky HQ!

Stargate fans were threatening to march on the Sky TV HQ today, after it emerged that the nincompoops in charge of scheduling had screwed them over - again!

The Universe series of the franchise, starring popular Scots actor Robert Carlyle, has been airing on Tuesday evenings at 9pm as part of a sci-fi double bill with Fringe at 10pm.

But the show has mysteriously disappeared from tonight's schedule.

Said Craig Eejit, of the organisation, Sci-Fi Fans Do It - Honest, told us: "This is getting out of hand - they really have screwed up this time... wankers!

"It's only a couple of weeks since they missed because of Thanksgiving in the US - and that was just a few weeks after they stopped showing new episodes and re-broadcast the opening ones.

"Well, we're not prepared to take this cavalier attitude to our feelings any more - they think they can mess around with our favourites because we will come back again and again.

"Well, some of us are planning to go down there - Brentford, is it? - and give them a piece of our minds!

"We'll be home in time for Fringe though!"

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