Jillian Michaels Quits Show to Become a Man

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Friday, 10 December 2010

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Hollywood - Jillian Michaels admitted she is quitting Biggest Loser to become a man. A move that will fit her personality and make it easier on her conscience.

"I wanted to leave the show a couple years ago, but the success of the sex change surgery at that time was still a career killer, but thanks to Chasity Bono, it isn't a career killer." Jillian Michaels said through Twitter.

Jillian did deny rumors that she was going back to college to get her degree in personal training.

She did also announce that everything she endorses will still carry her female image, because it would cost to much to Photoshop in a mustache and beard.

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