Today, the United States of America declared war on the mighty nation of the Leeward Islands. For decades the Islands, with a population of 17,000, have funded international terrorism and have been a thorn in the side of the USA, and their 'we tr...
During February campaigning in Milwaukee for her huband Barack, Michelle Obama's somewhat cryptic remark, "For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country, because it feels like hope is making a comeback" has resurfaced in an anti-Obama Republican TV ad in Tennessee. Just what did she mean? Was there nothing to be proud about America before her husband started on t...
Today, at 11 a.m., GMT, the British colony of America today declared itself to be a republic.
Rich Chicken hawks have made big bucks on America's wars from the Revolution to Bush-Cheney's WMDLESS Crusade in Iraq. They keep their children safe and sound and usually drugged or drunk in some Ivy League Ivory Tower while the working class...
The Housing downturn in the United States might last into 2010-2013, some experts say.
RJ Reynolds, where tobacco is king and black people have charred lungs, has released a series of menthol cigarette ads aimed directly at Americans of African decent. Billboards in black communities across America depict sexy black men and women smoking themselves to death with the slogan: "Wheeze makin' Menthol Mad Smokes!"...
The United States of America was formed in 1776 after the British gave up arguing and went home. Since then the citizens of the United States have created an electoral process that is the envy of dictatorships and banana republics all over the world.
Studies of USA health have revealed that the American south is not just the seat of hospitality, gentility but also the dietary slave to cholesterol, fatty asses and clogged arteries.
In a surprise move today, Mr. Mickey Mouse announced he would be standing for American president.
Luxembourg became the proud owner of the world's largest economy after capturing the United States in a short and bloodless war.
Spoof Reporter Cal Jennings was sent to cover the latest announcement by President Bush. It seems that the Bush administration has uncovered a new threat to America... artists and musicians... musical artists... uh, however you say it.
Senator Barack Obama found himself consistently on the defensive as he and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton met Wednesday night for tense debate and furious swordplay that left him parrying questions and criticism on issues including patriotism...
Where else but in America can you be a writer and a comic all at the same time... About the time the movie "Junior" came out in movie houses nation wide, I got this invite to a costume party and well being the average guy that I am when it comes to deciding things I turned to a woman I was dating (a Nurse of all things, which I love by the by women in a nurses uniform, but I am getting...
Elton John calls America sexist.. sorry Elton you are sexist. America hates that liar Hillary Clinton for who she is, not her sex.
Can I just say, Daniel Radcliffe is English and therefore belongs to us! All you American girls that fancy him, get to the back of the line because us English girls have been at the front ever since his cupboard-under-the-stairs days.
In a controversial move, the Mexican government has begun hanging "English-Only" signs throughout the country. This measure has angered Mexicans.
Brothers and Sisters, Those few newspaper readers among my precious illiterate flock may have heard that your Right Rev has come into a passel of trouble over his many passionate and impassioned pleas for justice, Somebody say: Amen!, in America! But I say to you, my brethren and cisterns, every word out of my black mouth has been inspired by the Holy Spirit- say Hallelujah! That's right broes...
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