Russell Brand has been granted an American Green Card and full American citizenship without even applying for it. A spokesperson for the American Green Card Office said: "Well, we appreciate he called our President Bush some rather funny names,...
European bankers have now admitted that they rigged the results of the Large Hadron Collider - which runs beneath Switzerland, Germany and France - in order to create an implosion in the American financial system. "We were really upset that Credit...
Sex is rampant everywhere in the U.S. Now, the latest phenom. The new channels across America are selling flesh and looks, as much as reporting the news. What's new? Well, how about an avalanche trend of female reporters and achors who are tall,...
New York, NY--The United States scored a political victory today by successfully registering the phrase "International Community" as a commercial trademark with the US Patent Office. Under International Trade Organization rules, other nations, includ...
Tennessee Times, July 2008: A new unauthorized biography of Al Gore will hit the bookstores next month. It chronicles the Gore family history from the time the Patriarch Alphonsis Gorelescu left Europe and came to America, to his modern day heirs. Here is the frontispiece summary of this 3211 page coffee table book.
The United States of America was hit by a massive attack of satire today, in a move that shocked the civilised world.
Are you one to feel intense joy after dipping your cat in hydrochloric acid? Or, how about an exhilarating high after robbing your 80 year old grandma? Ecstasy after stealing candy from children? (Hell yea!, I got the squirt's Snickers! Mwahahaha!) If you answered yes to any of the questions, you might be a candidate for the national "Evil in America" campaign.
In their latest findings, researchers Richard Bridgestone and Allen East say that they have found compelling evidence of a Native American culture predating the Clovis people, who were long thought to be North America's first colonists. The evid...
Sidney, Australia - In the early 1980s, it was the America's Cup for the prestigious yachting regatta won by the innovative design of Australia II as well as the crew's commitment to winning. Now Australia has surpassed the U.S. once again, o...
KABUL (FMLiveWire) - Afghan officials said American fighter aircraft slaughtered more than 27 Afghans walking to a wedding ceremony in eastern Afghanistan early Sunday, the second military attack in three days which caused civilian deaths.
In a modern time revolution, the people of the United States have voted to boot Washington DC from the country.
Today, in Washington BS, Americans decided to abolish its monarchy. Speaking from Buckingwhite Palacehouse, King George Bush IV said: 'My fellow Abyssinians, for centuries Abyssinia has been ruled by the King Bushes, Clintons and Kennedys, now it...
June 30, 2008 - Sterling, VA Nigerian victims call on US authorities to take action on "innumerable international crimes committed by thousands of United States citizens", AP states. Dubbed "the American Lette...
Independence day is here, for the United States; a day we celebrate our history, culture and right to determine our destiny. We have also been introduced to the concept of Patriotism, in recent debates between the Presidential Candidates. So, I wanted to look at some of the reasons why, we love our nation and what being free has done for us.
The United States of America was today attacked by thousands of satirists.
South Dakota, 3-06-08 - Thank you for making me your Democratic nominee. You, the America people have spoken; you have chosen me to represent you. You have given me the delegates and popular votes.
The USA is to hold a nationwide vote on a single question that has caused much confusion - is it a republic, or is it a democracy? The answer since 1776, of course, is that it's both, and it's neither.
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