In a candid interview this afternoon, #1 ranked golfer Tiger Woods admitted that when he's not bedding down with super models like Rachel Uchitel he has a tendency to masturbate. "The pressure is overwhelming", Tiger revealed. "I have beautiful w...
Florida - Disgraced golfer Tiger Woody, once famous four hundred yard drives, has apologized for his latest four hundred yard drive a couple days ago which ended with him bouncing off a tree and landed in the rough causing some damage to his golf car...
Orlando, Florida - (Muffdivers Anonymous): The 10 minute YouBoob! footage posted today shows the lissom luscious lovelies honing their irresistible seduction skills. Relaxing naked in a steamy TriBeCa rooftop hottub the three dusky doe-eyed b...
ORLANDO - Women 'friends' of "El Tigre de La Madera" (Tiger Woods) are literally coming out of the woodwork, so to speak, (and if you'll pardon the pun as well). One Pensacola, Florida reporter said that before it's all over Mr. Woods will probabl...
Now that Tiger Woods has paid his debt to society, $164 for reckless driving, he says the truth can be told. "Kayne West was doing public service for attacking some photographer's camera, and was picking up trash near our gated community and as I...
Orange County, Florida: Following the very successful Tiger Woods endorsed Fire Hydrant merchandising, the Tiger Woods Brands Inc. are now selling fully endorsed Tiger Woods fire hydrant styled golf bags. These are on general sale now!! The Tige...
While Tiger Woods' sponsors have been good sports of late in stating that they are "standing by their man", whispers have been circulating however that they may in fact be contemplating suing him for tarnishing their produced perceptions. There is ju...
TIGER, tiger, burning bright In the fleshpots of the night, What trembling hand on flaccid cock Could frame thy awesome steering lock? In what luscious deeps or pits Burnt the fire of thine lips? On what thrusts dare he aspire? He who loves to play with fire? What cold muff or harlot's art Could twist the sinews of thy heart? And when thy balls began to heat,...
BUDAPEST, Hungary - One of the world's leading psychiatrist Vinci Miskovic of Budapest said that he blames Tiger Woods problems on his nickname. Growing up with the nickname Tiger, whose real name is Eldrick Tont Woods, young Eldrick was expected...
She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when a famous man named Tiger found her. So claims cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, 24, a young lady who popped out of the woodwork faster than shit flies off a swung stick. The young lady claims...
The smell of gas was in the air so thick yesterday that the Isleworth Police had to abandon their previous days lockdown on going door to door seeking evidence on who was attacking people in the community with a golf club. An odor was issued that ev...
A few days after a national tabloid paper outed Tiger Woods on an affair, a second "other woman" came forward. The next day saw a few dozen. Thus far this morning, it has been thousands of women seeking headlines for admitting affairs with the worl...
Now that the world's number one golfer has been injured and won't be able to play in major tournaments for a while, Tiger 'Beer' Woods today organised the first World Pro-Celebrity Drinking Contest, for resting golfers and other stars who can't get t...
ORLANDO, Florida - The Tiger Woods saga continues to grow. Media reports now state that nine different women have come forward claiming that they had an affair with Eldrick Tont Woods, alias "El Tiger" Woods. One of the women is a policewoman who...
Orlando, Fla - (Woody Would Peck Her): LA cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs has briefed reporters about her sordid 20 shag fling with Tiger Woods. The 25 year-old former Tool Academy contestant reckons Mrs Wood should send her errant husband to matr...
Tiger Woods gated community is under police lockdown until further evidence has been thoroughly searched for, by the Isleworth Security officers. "Someone in this community is going around hitting people with a golf club", stated Officer Mickelson...
Spoof writer, Monkey Woods, Tiger's cousin told me that the golfing superstar billionaire had called him on the phone to say that he was on the mend. Some reporters had suggested that the golfing chappie received a good twatting by an angry wife,...
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