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Funny story: Why Does Miley Cyrus Hate Robert Pattinson?

Why Does Miley Cyrus Hate Robert Pattinson?

Inside the magazine, It's Hollywood Today, the Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus actress poses for awhile sitting on a fence in a horse arena, delves into her beliefs on love and bashes Robert Pattinson. Here are excerpts from her interview: On making the first move: "It doesn't bother me. I want to know who made up the rules, because the rules are lame. My dad had to break the record rules to get hi...

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Funny story: Dumb Brit Wrinkly Finally Discovers Miley Cyrus

Dumb Brit Wrinkly Finally Discovers Miley Cyrus

Breaking news from Broke Britannia - A wrinkly old fart of a cleaner at the UK's Wigan University, Donald Skoob 97, today told us that he'd finally found out who Miley Cyrus is. The doddery old git, who smelled quite strongly of urine and boiled c...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Offends American Indians!

Miley Cyrus Offends American Indians!

Popular teenage idol Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana, has been accused of offending some native Americans by doing a "Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo, Hey-ya, Hey Ya" dance after being told her latest movie had set a record. Apparently the great news sent Miley i...

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Funny story: Jamie Foxx Urges Miley Cyrus To "Make Sex Tape" And Grow Up!

Jamie Foxx Urges Miley Cyrus To "Make Sex Tape" And Grow Up!

Jamie Foxx launched a crude attack on teen sensation Miley Cyrus on his Sirius satellite radio show, saying: "Make a sex tape and grow up!" Shades of Don Imus! Apparently Foxx thinks that Paris Hilton is the "Norm" these days. So is he getti...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus to join the secret services

Miley Cyrus to join the secret services

Breaking news has just come in that Singer/actress Miley Cyrus has plans to join the secret services. According to close sources Miley is determined to give this a shot! She is apparently extremely clever and it has been her dream since she was s...

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Funny story: Cyrus and Spears OUT, Hannah Montana to Play Montana Wildhack in Slaughter House Five Remake

Cyrus and Spears OUT, Hannah Montana to Play Montana Wildhack in Slaughter House Five Remake

After intense casting couch sessions with vicious competition among the baby babes, Miley Cyrus was thrown off the Hollywood Island race for the big part in the controversial remake of Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five. The absurdist science fi...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says FBI Still Working Hard On Investigating Hacker

Miley Cyrus Says FBI Still Working Hard On Investigating Hacker

FBI detectives are still trying to build a case against an Internet hacker who allegedly tapped into Miley Cyrus' emails and sent out some special pics and apparently invited a lot of guys over at their place in Tennessee any time they liked, then pu...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus to Star in True Grit Remake

Miley Cyrus to Star in True Grit Remake

The Coen brothers have announced plans to remake the John Wayne classic western, True Grit. Wayne won his only Oscar playing a "one eyed fat man" sheriff named Rooster Cogburn who helps a young girl (Kim Darby) avenge the murder of her father. The...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus Considering Jade Goody 3-Way Request

Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus Considering Jade Goody 3-Way Request

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Just two days ago, Jade Goody mentioned her adulation for American pop-stars Spears and Cyrus, not knowing a camera was on. Now, the two are reportedly making arrangements to satisfy the dying wishes of the ailing Big Brother sta...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Bad For Your Health

Miley Cyrus Bad For Your Health

Sweet Tooth and Snackers need to beware! There's been a safety recall of Disney Hanna Montana Peanut Chocolate Granola Bars With Extra Peanuts and Salmonella due to possible salmonella contamination. While only a few are allergic to peanuts, most...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus In High School Shooter Wipe Out

Miley Cyrus In High School Shooter Wipe Out

Teen idol Miley Cyrus today became the unwitting victim of a High School shooter during a PR visit to Drunckenpratz High School in One-eye Kentucky Things were by all accounts going smoothly until the arrival of disenfranchised former student Howa...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears to Star in High School Musical 4

Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears to Star in High School Musical 4

Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears appeared at a press conference in Hollywood today to announce that they will appear in High School Musical 4. The film will begin shooting in May and should be available for a Christmas release. Miley will play Anna...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She's Not "Too Close" To Dad

Miley Cyrus Says She's Not "Too Close" To Dad

Miley Cyrus doesn't like to admit it, but she's bothered by people who think that she and her dad, singer Billy Ray Cyrus, are "too close or too cuddly." "That's just stupid", stated Cyrus. "Those magazines have to come up with something to print...

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Funny story: Miley gets license after dad begs DMV: "My daughter needs this!"

Miley gets license after dad begs DMV: "My daughter needs this!"

Hollywood , CA: Miley Cyrus is now the owner of a brand new car. But how, you ask, she can't even drive?! Miley's father, Billy Ray, went to the DMV with her yesterday morning. She hadn't studied the manuals, or anything! Soon after Miley and...

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Funny story: People Googling "Miley Cyrus nude" in vain

People Googling "Miley Cyrus nude" in vain

According to Google, Inc., despite the ongoing world financial crisis, rising unemployment, the housing market crash, and other more personal troubles, people throughout the world are googling for nude pictures of pop sensation and Hannah Montana sta...

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Funny story: Cyrus denies pregnancy rumors

Cyrus denies pregnancy rumors

Miley Cyrus, 16, has denied rumors that she's pregnant. "If I was pregnant, I would say something, but I'm not , so.." says Cyrus. Miley was recently seen walking outside of an L.A. restaurant, with a weird look on her face, like she's hiding...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Picked By The Obama's To Be The "First Kiddoes" Babysitter

Miley Cyrus Picked By The Obama's To Be The "First Kiddoes" Babysitter

CULVER CITY, California - President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama have revealed to talk show host Bonnie Hunt that they have chosen Miley Cyrus to be the official babysitter for the two 'First Kiddoes' Malia and Sasha. The president t...

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