Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 23 January 2009

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Miley Cyrus strumming her guitar in her backyard

CULVER CITY, California - President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama have revealed to talk show host Bonnie Hunt that they have chosen Miley Cyrus to be the official babysitter for the two 'First Kiddoes' Malia and Sasha.

The president told Bonnie that Miley was chosen from a list that contained over 2,000 prospective babysitters. Some of the other choices included Selena Gomez, Emma Roberts, Dakota Fanning, and Cloris Leachman.

Bonnie asked Mrs. Obama how they decided on Miley and she replied, "Well to be perfectly honest, it was really a no-brainer. Both our girls are simply in love with Hannah Montana (Miley's television character).

Both Sasha and Malia know the words to every one of Miley's songs. And I would venture to say that Malia probably sings 'Fly On The Wall' at least 27 times a day."

The president chimed in by saying that the girls each own a Miley Cyrus lunchbox, a Miley Cyrus karaoke machine, and just yesterday, he went to Wal-Mart and purchased a Miley Cyrus washer and dryer.

Mrs. Obama grinned and said, "And Barry hon, tell Ms. Hunt what other Miley Cyrus item you bought at Wal-Mart."

The president smiled and said, "Well I have to admit it. I purchased some Miley Cyrus boxer shorts for myself. But I don't plan on wearing 'em. I plan to autograph them and auction them off on eBay."

And all of the money will go to The Tarzan and Jane Kenyan International Children's Foundation which will provide food, shelter, medicine, cell phones, and hula hoops to extremely poor underprivileged kids living in Kenya."

"Aw, that's so nice," replied Bonnie "And I would like to start the biding at $17."

President Obama smiled and he reached over and gave Bonnie a high five.

In a related story. Don Lake, executive producer of 'The Bonnie Hunt Show' revealed to Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart that he is writing his autobiography. It should be out this summer and is entitled, "The Don Lake Story - Minnesota Has 10,000 Lakes, My Wife Has One."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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