Miley Cyrus Bad For Your Health

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Tuesday, 17 March 2009

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Sweet Tooth and Snackers need to beware! There's been a safety recall of Disney Hanna Montana Peanut Chocolate Granola Bars With Extra Peanuts and Salmonella due to possible salmonella contamination.

While only a few are allergic to peanuts, most are susceptible to salmonella poisoning.

Although thousands lined up to sue the star and company, they wanted Miley to know that they don't blame her, personally. They are just out of work in a bum economy and are going to sue her ass for everything they can get.

The treats bearing Miley Cyrus' photo contain nut products that are part of a wider peanut recall from earlier this year.

The Canadian Food Inspection Agency and the Peanut Corporation of America has issued the recall.

First to in line to sue Disney and Miley is Barnum & Baily who lost 16 elephants and are looking everywhere for them, as they're sick on the salmonella in the peanuts.

"They've all got the runs and if you're ever around an elephant with the runs, you'll remember it for the rest of your life", stated a circus performer.

Meanwhile, back in Tennessee, Miley apologized to those that ate her Disney Hanna Montana Peanut Chocolate Granola Bars With Extra Peanuts and Salmonella, personally going stall to stall at Nashville's bathrroms.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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