Miley Cyrus Says She's Not "Too Close" To Dad

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Friday, 20 February 2009

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"Miley" Name Came From "Smiley"

Miley Cyrus doesn't like to admit it, but she's bothered by people who think that she and her dad, singer Billy Ray Cyrus, are "too close or too cuddly."

"That's just stupid", stated Cyrus. "Those magazines have to come up with something to print so they start all these rumors. They just make up the time I was supposed to be pregnant...and then back down if you go after them."

"My dad is a great guy. He's kept us in church over the years and that's sometimes hard to do while you're also on the road and giving concerts."

The teen sensation has written in her memoir, "Miles to Go," that negative reactions to her bond with her father and "Hannah Montana" co-star hurt her feelings. She finds nothing "weird" about their relationship and believes some people are simply "full of anger, hatred and bitterness."

"I wouldn't be surprised to see 'Billy Ray Admits To Seeing Miley Naked!' Then you turn to the page and they're talking about him changing my dirty diapers. "Dirty Diapers" is a good name for that crap. I think that's what I'll call it from now on!"

The Associated Press purchased an early copy of her book, which they say will be published next month by Disney.

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