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Wednesday, 15 April 2009

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Jamie Foxx launched a crude attack on teen sensation Miley Cyrus on his Sirius satellite radio show, saying: "Make a sex tape and grow up!"

Shades of Don Imus!

Apparently Foxx thinks that Paris Hilton is the "Norm" these days.

So is he getting his own teenage daughter ready for the sex tapes?

It's not clear when the comments were made. But the insults began flying after someone brought up the 16-year-old's recent feud with Radiohead after Cyrus wasn't allowed to hang out with the band after the Grammys.

Foxx is heard saying: "Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? She need to get a gum transplant!"

He also says: "Make a sex tape and grow up!"

A woman is then heard calling Cyrus the b-word.

There's been no comment from representatives for Cyrus, her dad, Disney or the 41-year-old actor. Maybe they're all just hoping the thing will go away.

But don't be surprised if Brer Foxx leaves his studio fleeing from 100,000 screaming teenage girls, and screaming himself, "Can't we all get along?"

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