With Seventeen Days To Go, the countdown continues for local man, Seaton Carew. Still waiting for the inevitable, Carew, 41, may have to wait a little less time if his pleas do not fall on waiting deaf ears. Guilty of a plea change, his plea to wait less could result in a different outcome, but he will have to wait to see whether the outcome will change. Wait. Wait for the contact fro...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, currently recuperating from a split eyebrow and a broken thumb as a result of being a dopey twonk and not looking where he was going, today announced that he was, "utterly knackered" despite having done very little, if...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, still reeling from the death of a family pet by the jaws of a vicious bastard dog from next door, and England's piss poor display against Algeria in the World Cup, today reported that his abode had been infested by inte...
Early Wednesday in Detroit, Michigan it was reported that Keyshaun Williams was arrested on charges that stemmed from his continual "lack of swag." Wayne County Prosecutor Kym L. Worthy was adamant in her defense of the arrest "Detroit is known ar...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, currently suffering from beer and general stupidity injuries, which for a man of his age, who should know better, is admittedly shameful, humiliating and utterly idiotic, last night allowed his long-suffering wife, Anne...
Seaton Carew, famous local man and failing entrepreneur, has agreed to give The Spoof! a sometimes fascinating insight to his daily life, his friendships and his colourful background. We met with Mr Carew (age indeterminable) on the set of a new period drama series being filmed in the small Somerset town of Shepton Mallet as he tried to wheedle his way onto the camera at every opportunity. D...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was this morning convalescing after a terrifying evening spent watching The History Channel. Shuttlecock, not usually easily convinced by hysterical mumbo-jumbo had to hide behind the sofa after watching a TV show ab...
Mr. Arthur Giblet, of Berwick Hills, N.E. England was interviewed this morning about his concerns regarding the latest Parliamentary News regarding a hung Parliament saga. " 'Ung are they? Well it's about bloody time," he started out. When the h...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock had been enjoying a civilised afternoon get together with a couple of his writer friends when through his innate stupidity/lack of awareness, he became unwittingly involved in an untimely accident. With one of the fri...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today announced that he was too tired to fart, and that he couldn't guarantee his local Conservative Party candidate that he'd turn up at the polls on Thursday either. Blaming overwork, and a hectic rock 'n' roll life...
Local man Martin Shuttlecock had the shock of a lifetime waiting for him last night when he staggered in, exhausted from another extremely hard day at work. Long suffering wife Anne appeared to be unusually excited as she waved a letter at him, en...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was today forced to consult his GP suffering from lassitude, brain fag, inertia, mild depression, melancholia, morbidity, blinding headaches, panic attacks, anxiety, blistered feet and acute diarrhoea. With some sligh...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was horrified this lunchtime when he went surfing on the internet and found a story about a local man in Columbus, Ohio, USA, who has apparently been fined and imprisoned for slapping little kids in a Walmart store. "...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was enjoying a quiet Easter weekend at home with long suffering wife Anne, and fooling about on the internet while she was road testing yet another bloody E-Bay purchase. (Never sells - only buys, a tat merchant's dream...
Local man Martin Shuttlecock woke up this morning in an optimistic mood because he had the day off work and because it's summer! While long suffering wife Anne prattled on relentlessly over the phone to some equally relentless prattler, Shuttlecoc...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today revealed to long-suffering wife Anne that he had never actually seen his own head. The revelation came about as the culmination of a strange series of head and hair related coincidences. Early in the day, Shu...
After a hard day at work, local man Martin Shuttlecock had just settled into his favourite armchair with a nice cup of tea and a packet of pre-dinner chocolate digestive biscuits. Shuttlecock had been looking forward to watching the latest edition...
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