Written by Lady Godiva

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

image for Mr. Arthur Giblet of Berwick Hills, speaks about the latest hung Parliament saga
Arthur Giblet of Berwick Hills waits for his taxi to take him to the dole office

Mr. Arthur Giblet, of Berwick Hills, N.E. England was interviewed this morning about his concerns regarding the latest Parliamentary News regarding a hung Parliament saga.

" 'Ung are they? Well it's about bloody time," he started out. When the hung Parliament situation was explained to him in simple English he commented,

"Oh. That might be good in the long run then they can all start agreeing on stuff. They spend so much o' their bloody time arguing they never seem to get 'owt done."

When told of Gordon Brown's threat to retire Arthur Giblet said,"Nah! 'E'll not do i'. Those bloody idjets never keep their promises. We should be so bleeding lucky."

When asked if he votes on a regular basis, Arthur answered,

"No, never. Waste o' me bleeding time. They're all out to screw the werking folk and line their own sodding pockets. Sorry gotta go. I 'ave to sign on today. Tara lads."

With that, Arthur climbed into his waiting taxi and waved to us as he left for the dole queue.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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