With only ten weeks to go until president-elect Barak Obama takes over at the White House from current incumbent George Privethedge, many people thought he might be a bit undecided regarding his cabinet. However, he has lost no time in preparing h...
AP NEWSLIAR (Wash. DC) -- Ducks nationwide have filed a class-action lawsuit against the People of the United States. The lawsuit charges that use of the phrase "lame duck" in reference to the soon-to-be over Bush administration constitutes slander.
Robert Mugabe, world-famous presidential person, upstanding Zimbabwean citizen and despot murderer has declared the USA presidential elections a complete sham and not worthy of the publicity they have received. In a sharply worded statement pinned...
The American West seemed to be won by vigilantes assembled into posses to take the law in their own hands and bring the desperadoes to justice. US classic film director John Ford documented the vigilante justice that protected defenseless citizens fr...
US immigration authorities are reporting a dramatic drop in the numbers of undocumented aliens crossing the southern border. La Migra wants to attribute the reduction to their security tactics. Border wall advocates say its the barrier or rumors...
A new political entity was born today as all States west of the Mississippi seceded from the Union and created their own nation called The League of States That Remembers What Reality Is. Fed up with decades of following a government that only re...
News from the American colony seems to indicate that one of the candidates has chosen his pit bull terrier as a running mate in the up coming territory elections. Official reaction has been reserved but it is felt that this may be a step too far.
A startling discovery that is sure to shake the world was revealed this last week from an unlikely source. Washington DC resident Mary Littlegirl has come forward and told TheSpoof.com reporters how at fifteen years of age she had a "fling" with then...
Grandmother grabs McCain's microphone during a town meeting and says, "I'm terrified. Obama's an evil Muslim, he'll kill us all." "Not true," McCain replies. "Barack Obama is a good man, and if he wins, you can be sure this country will be in good hands. All we've been saying is, it'll be in better hands if I win." "But what about what Sarah's been saying?" The woman insists. "Senator...
To set the scene, we have a country in economic disarray, a Presidential election and predictions of another even Greater Depression. Enter the Bush administration seasoned by its mismanagement of a terror attack on US soil (during which President Bu...
KARACHI, Pakistan - Pakastani President Asif Ali Zardari has issued a warning to the United States that it had better stay out of Pakastani territory. "We are tired of the Americans coming over here and acting like they own the damn place." Zarda...
The people of America suddenly realised today that they have yet another a crisis in the country. Congress, comprising both sides of the political divide, today got together to discuss the crisis and felt that a solution is possibly in hand. It...
The economy has failed. President Bush and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke joined together in Washington to announce that the US economy is now officially kaput. A crack team of experts on the economy will now work on a plan for a new US eco...
My perspective from the 60's conjures up a bunch of sewer rat Irish-German kids hunting the garbage cans of the back alleys for enough deposit bottles to finance enough fifty cent bleacher tickets for a gang of ten. On a really lucky day we scavenged surplus profits for five hot dogs and sodas to share. But fed or starved the real good fortune came from sitting fifty feet away from Mr. Micke...
(Strasbourg) Recent polls conducted in several European capital cities and across the Middle East have indicated both Europeans and Al Queda supporters alike would prefer Barack Obama to John McCain as the next US President. While these polls indicat...
Today, president Bush called a press conference to explain his backing of the government's bailout of insurance giant AIG. "Comrades", the president said in opening up his speech, "today we have added another financial institute to the People's R...
Atlanta Constitution, September 2008: Not since General Sherman marched through the "Peach State" in 1864 have the people of Georgia felt so violated. In this case it wasn't the "Damn Yankees" but our southern brothers of North Carolina who crossed o...
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