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Funny story: Carrot Eating Flying Fish Spotted By Hubble Telescope

Carrot Eating Flying Fish Spotted By Hubble Telescope

At last, the Hubble Telescope has proved its enormous cost as last night the top secret researchers have at last found something new and completely different from the usual Aliens on Mars. In fact, the Research team has at last found some really top...

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Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Beats Hillary Clinton in Mock Election

Condoleezza Rice Beats Hillary Clinton in Mock Election

WASHINGTON - If the next presidential election were held today, the United States would be waking up with its first black woman president who had been abducted by aliens. This according to the results of the Weekly World News' Election 2008, w...

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Funny story: Aliens abduct winning team

Aliens abduct winning team

A NATIONAL football league has been thrown into crisis after an entire team was abducted by aliens at the end of a crunch derby game. All 11 players in Slovenia's Produce Sparta side literally dematerialised on the full time whistle after a narrow...

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Funny story: Aliens fail to distract razor-sharp Sparta

Aliens fail to distract razor-sharp Sparta

Produce Sparta 1 Sredjna Vas Albion 0 Gutsy defending by the visitors, atrocious weather and a brief alien pitch invasion certainly made this Western Bohinj Division Two derby game a tricky one for Sparta. Produce manager Rietz Allot, speaking...

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Funny story: Aliens blamed for rise in Animal Gun Crime

Aliens blamed for rise in Animal Gun Crime

Earth - Scientists worldwide have found evidence that extra terrestrials may be the source of the significant increase in gun crime among animals.

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Funny story: Aliens Attack Mississippi - Tens of Dollars Damage

Aliens Attack Mississippi - Tens of Dollars Damage

(Jackson, Mississippi) What is being called a "motor boat from Mars" apparently dove repeatedly upon Jackson, Mississippi this morning, strafing with an exploding light beam and flying through homes, businesses and schools, wreaking havoc and leaving...

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Funny story: Aliens Responsible for Most Popular Music

Aliens Responsible for Most Popular Music

Music that sounds "Out of this World" just might be...

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Funny story: Aliens land, get bored, go home

Aliens land, get bored, go home

A high level intelligence officer in the United nations today revealed that aliens not only exist but that they have been in touch with the major governments of the world for over fifty years. In a secret document sent to The Spoof the unnamed sou...

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Funny story: Alien Abductee Admits to Being Moron, Is Sued by Aliens

Alien Abductee Admits to Being Moron, Is Sued by Aliens

Elmer, Wyoming -- Dewayne Paradoodie, a Wyoming rat farmer who claims to have been abducted by aliens no less than 76 times, issued a press release today in which he admits to having made the whole thing up in order to impress his cousin, Nina Mae Sp...

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Funny story: "I was abducted by aliens" - Vanunu

"I was abducted by aliens" - Vanunu

In a shock revelation after his release from an interrogation camp today, scientist Mortuary Vanunu claimed that he had been abducted by aliens, who conducted experiments on his brain over a period of 18 years in an attempt to erase his memory. A tec...

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Funny story: Aussie Cuisine: Aliens On The Barbie!

Aussie Cuisine: Aliens On The Barbie!

Australian UFO researchers say they are having difficulty investigating incidents down under because citizens of the continent have developed a taste for the space visitors.

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Funny story: Tetanus Shots to Save World

Tetanus Shots to Save World

Scientists have discovered that tetanus shots could save the world from a race of aliens that could be heading our way.

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Funny story: Aliens Surf The Web

Aliens Surf The Web

It has been reported by many ISPs worldwide that they have acknowledged web requests from strange and unknown sources, which they say originate from extraterrestrial locations. The controllers of the BBC's award-winning and well renowned website s...

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Funny story: Man Anally Probed by Aliens Over 100 Times!

Man Anally Probed by Aliens Over 100 Times!

Rob Johnson isn't a bashful man. When asked, he will readily show you the damaged anus left behind by over 100 anal probes administered by aliens. Rob holds the world record with most ever reported anal probings. With over 113 in all and over 20...

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Funny story: Bush Talks to Aliens

Bush Talks to Aliens

President George W. Bush announced a sweeping new program that would allow illegal aliens residing in the United States to apply for legal status, at least in the short term.

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Funny story: NASA Scientists Find Water on Mars

NASA Scientists Find Water on Mars

In the midst of their most recent mission to the Red Planet, NASA have released colour photographs, received from an orbiting satellite, showing just where the water is to be found.

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Funny story: Aliens Refuse to Give Foul-Smelling Man Anal Probe

Aliens Refuse to Give Foul-Smelling Man Anal Probe

The Zexandroogs, a group of grey-class aliens from the planet Zexandroogentopiaberg, refused to give a routine anal probing to an abductee on Monday because of his "unhygienic nature".

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