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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Body Missing!

Michael Jackson's Body Missing!

Devoted fans reacted with shock today as it was revealed that the body of Michael Jackson has gone missing. Emotions ranged from utter disbelief to hopeful optimism as the news spread through cyberspace like a grease fire through a Popeye's Chic…

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Double, Navi, On Suicide Watch

Michael Jackson Double, Navi, On Suicide Watch

London, UK - Michael Jackson's double, Navi, the man who is considered to be the No. 1 Jackson impersonator in the world, is on a 'suicide watch' in 'The Priory', a private facility in London made famous when Susan Boyle lost her grip on things. O...

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Funny story: Manchester City to sign Michael Jackson

Manchester City to sign Michael Jackson

The billionaire owners of Manchester City football club are set to swoop with a big money offer for the corpse of superstar entertainer Michael Jackson. Manager Mark Hughes said he thought Jackson would really held ticket sales and be a great link...

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Funny story: Max Clifford told to stay away from Michael Jackson Funeral because he is a Bastard

Max Clifford told to stay away from Michael Jackson Funeral because he is a Bastard

Publicist Max Clifford has been warned to stay well away from the upcoming funeral of Michael Jackson because he is a useless, hateful bastard and nobody likes him. A representative from the Jackson family has been in touch with every sordid tablo...

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Funny story: Jamie Foxx says Michael Jackson was 'One of Us'

Jamie Foxx says Michael Jackson was 'One of Us'

Jamie Foxx got on every bodies nerves last night at a black music awards show when he said that dead superstar Michael Jackson was "One of Us". People scratched their bouffant heads in puzzlement as they refused to accept that they too were freaki...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Funeral to Take Place in London for 50 dates

Michael Jackson Funeral to Take Place in London for 50 dates

Promoters have announced their intention to hold a special 50-date 'Farewell Tour' in London where fans can come and watch their idol Michael Jackson's funeral. A spectacular spectacle has been planned with fireworks, smoke machines and all the ot...

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Funny story: The Fight For The Custody of the Michael Jackson Children

The Fight For The Custody of the Michael Jackson Children

Debbie Rowe was mother of the oldest two alleged Michael Jackson children, which were conceived by in vitro fertilization. An unknown surrogate mother carried the third child, and no details are known about her. Will these two women become the cu...

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Funny story: Con-genital valium deficiency behind Jackson the smack addict

Con-genital valium deficiency behind Jackson the smack addict

Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Toxic Ass Mess): "How long can ya keep up this pethidine/methadone scrip fantasy?" was today's rant from Michael Jackson's smack dealer's attorney following pressure from the family to up-play Wacko's prescription meds n...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson takes top 5 spots

Michael Jackson takes top 5 spots

In a bizarre twist in the saga of the Michael Jackson story, and one that will please his creditors no end, Jacko will take the top five spots in the British Hit Parade when it is released this weekend. Early indications are suggesting that Billy...

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Funny story: Grayhaired Black Justice League Converge on the Jackson Family Fortune- nately

Grayhaired Black Justice League Converge on the Jackson Family Fortune- nately

Wherever there is a black person in trouble, a spotlight to be shared or a buck to be made you can count on the gray haired black Justice League to apopear. The Reverends Jesse jackson and Al Sharpton have thrust their often unwanted help into the mi...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Seen Alive In Las Vegas!

Michael Jackson Seen Alive In Las Vegas!

Las Vegas was in a stir Sunday night when Michael Jackson was spotted at Caesar's Palace and went fleeing from fans, "He's not dead!" "There he is, he's not dead. Michael Jackson is alive!" Next he was seen near the Bellagio where a lady...

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Funny story: Man In The Mirror Caught In Compromising Situation

Man In The Mirror Caught In Compromising Situation

It's just been revealed, that the man in the mirror was photographed acting in a really weird way. When caught in a compromising situation, and photographed, the man in the mirror continued to believe that because he considered himself on a slight...

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Funny story: Grief stricken "Jacko" fans force Martin Bashir "Underground" into a "Bad" situation

Grief stricken "Jacko" fans force Martin Bashir "Underground" into a "Bad" situation

London, England - Not since the global hit-man contract placed on the life of Indian-born Salman Rushdie for his book "The Satanic Verses" criticizing the Islamic faith has a Western journalist had to go underground, fearing for his life. And tha...

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Funny story: Product Pitchman Billy Mays Joins List of Dying Celebrities

Product Pitchman Billy Mays Joins List of Dying Celebrities

Billy Mays, the 50 year old pitchman for such products as OrangeGlo and Oxyclean, was found dead in his Florida home this morning. Mays is the fifth celebrity to die in the past two weeks, joining David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Mic...

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Funny story: Jackson and Farrakhan 'shielded by Cheney over 9/11'

Jackson and Farrakhan 'shielded by Cheney over 9/11'

Los Angeles - (AssoCIAted Mess): Former CIA stooge George Bush Tenet has told Jackson investigators that the singer and his Nation of Islam groomer Louis Farrakhan were protected by a Dick Cheney 'ring of steel' from prosecution over the 9/11 World T...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor To Legally Change Her Name To Michael Jackson

Elizabeth Taylor To Legally Change Her Name To Michael Jackson

BEVERLY HILLS - There is no celebrity in Tinseltown who was closer to Michael Jackson, aka "The Moonwalk Kid" than Elizabeth Taylor. The 77-year-old movie star says that her and MJ were so close that she feels that she could have easily been his b...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Family Sues MSNBC, FOXnews, CNN, and CNBC

Michael Jackson Family Sues MSNBC, FOXnews, CNN, and CNBC

The family of the late King of Pop Michael Jackson have collectively sued MSNBC, CNN, CNBC, and Foxnews. The news networks had given the Jackson family over 48 hours of uninterrupted news coverage, discussion, and exposure during the recent death of...

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