Written by Chamone

Monday, 29 June 2009

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Publicist Max Clifford has been warned to stay well away from the upcoming funeral of Michael Jackson because he is a useless, hateful bastard and nobody likes him.

A representative from the Jackson family has been in touch with every sordid tabloid rag in England warning of dire consequences if the silver-haired bollox of a man is spotted anywhere near the funeral procession.

Clifford sells shitty stories to the daily fish and chips papers about his usual branch of crappy dead 'celebrities' and even the odd shit story about a talent show wannabee.

Clifford likes to portray himself as an expert on media issues and regularly appears on crappy daytime talk shows talking about himself and the olden times when he once upon a time held a door open for Frank Sinatra while he pissed into the bog with his giant cock at the Odeon in London years back.

The Jackson family hate the fucker for several reasons but mostly because he's a bastard.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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