The billionaire owners of Manchester City football club are set to swoop with a big money offer for the corpse of superstar entertainer Michael Jackson.
Manager Mark Hughes said he thought Jackson would really held ticket sales and be a great link-up man with new signing Carlos Tevez.
The fact that Jackson is dead and due to be buried has not put off the Man City moneybags:
"Wacko Jacko would be a real asset to the team", said Hughes, "he can't play, he looks awful but in his time he was a real head-the-ball and he's got a smashing moonwalk".
