Grayhaired Black Justice League Converge on the Jackson Family Fortune- nately

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 29 June 2009

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BGH Justice League want to make Neverland into a retirement home for black gray hairs

Wherever there is a black person in trouble, a spotlight to be shared or a buck to be made you can count on the gray haired black Justice League to apopear. The Reverends Jesse jackson and Al Sharpton have thrust their often unwanted help into the midst of many black families in crisis.

Sharpton made a total fool of himself in the fake case of Tawana brawley and Jesse jackson has slept with more breaved black widows than there are seeds in a watermelon.

Now that the King of Pop has passed away and there are millions of fans unconsoled and millions of dollars in music rights unclaimed, the Black Gray haired Justice League has arrived on the scene to lend a helping hand and pick a pocket or two. The Reverend jackson told the press that he was in fact the sixth Jackson and the fifth Beadle. Sharpton revealed that he was MJ's first monkey-assed bed buddy before any old Chimp or masturbating Monkey!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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