This British based team of reporters rushed to LA in an attempt to leap aboard the Michael Jackson is dead story, bandwagon, controversy, and all the rest of it. At the LA County Coroner's Office, or, more accurately, outside it because they would...
Now that Michael Jackson is dead and having two autopsies to be 100% sure, ex-wife and surrogate mother Debbie Rowe is no longer bound to the confidentially agreement he paid a lot of money to sign. So what does she do first thing? Revealing that Mic...
Children all across the globe have been reporting a disturbing amount of nightmares involving dead pop legend Michael Jackson, prompting fears of an unfolding Nightmare on Elm Street scenario. Kids as far away as Calcutta have reported being stalk...
It has been dubbed the biggest funeral of the 21st Century and what better occasion for Janet Jackson to promote her latest album than by flashing her nipple in front of a worldwide audience. Janet's right nipple attracted worldwide attention when...
Dead pop singer Michael Jackson has been called many things down through the years: paedophile, bastard, cock sucker, dickhead and so on and so on. But never until now has he been referred to as "Big Hairy Arse face". But this is not a childish in...
Intergalactic planetary explorers from another dimension have issued an ultimatum to Michael Jackson's family: "Give him back to us or face the consequences". Jackson was abandoned on Earth in 1958 during an aborted takeover by the Alien creatures...
Los Angeles, CA - Perhaps the most celebrated celebrity photographer of the latter half of the 20th century, Annie Leibovitz has been hired by Joe Jackson to take the 'official' photographs of Michael Jackson's autopsy. "The point of the exercise,...
In developing news, a hairy back ape from Nambibia in Africa has come forward claiming some of the Michael Jackson squillions left after the "Moonwalkers" death. The ape, who resides in a large tree, is claiming to be the father of the ape that J...
Los Angeles - (Rioters): "We reckon Sony Music hitman George W Bush topped the real Jackson, circa 1989," an FBI investigator into Michael Jackson's death commented today. The Federal probe has spread to Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch in Waco, Texas...
Only days after the announcement of the King of Pop's death, it has emerged that the singer had what has been described as 'a penis' attached to his body. The discovery was made during the first initial autopsy yesterday in Los Angeles, California...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama at a White House press conference has stated that he is issuing a presidential proclamation designating Michael Jackson's birthday, August 29, as National Michael Jackson Day. The president said that thro...
Following the recent revelations about MP's claims for moats and duck houses, it was revealed yesterday that former King of Pop, singer Michael Jackson was under investigation by the parliamentary ombudsmen over claims relating to his second hom...
Paducka, Kentucky - A man by the name of Billy Joe Bob claims to have the only known authentic copy of the Last Will and Testament of Michael Jackson. Said Mr. Bob, "Mr. Michael Jackson came through here a few years back. His Llama had broken down...
(AP)- According to Fox News host, Greta Van Susteren, new suspects in the murder case of Michael Jackson will be named within the next few days. Ms. Van Susteren, broadcasting her primetime cable news program On the Record live on location in A...
In a statement today, Ebay bosses have clarified the status of Michael Jackson concert tickets purchased through their website. "The sad news of Michael Jackson's death has left fans of the King of Pop bereft. eBay is committed to ensuring that it...
Reports coming in from Chicago appear to indicate that Neapolitan born US crime kingpin Al Capone has passed away. In prison. Suffering from syphylis. Capone was implicated in the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre, which involved the slaughter of riv...
(AP) Los Angeles - The Los Angeles FBI office has confirmed it's joining the investigation into the mysterious death of famed TV pitchman Billy Mays and his connection with the late Michael Jackson, a pop singer. Mays was found dead by his wife Sunda...
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