Chimp wants more of Jackson banana

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Tuesday, 30 June 2009

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Bubbles' dad as he appeared yesterday at a press conference

In developing news, a hairy back ape from Nambibia in Africa has come forward claiming some of the Michael Jackson squillions left after the "Moonwalkers" death.

The ape, who resides in a large tree, is claiming to be the father of the ape that Jackson befriended (Bubbles) back in the mid 1980s.

The African primate wants 20% of the Jackson Estate and willingly undergo a DNA test to prove his kinship to the former Jackson pet who died 15 years ago after the gloved one fed him a can of dogfood in error.

The Jackson family is said to be dumb struck by this development and are seeking ways to head off the monkey's claim.

Some reports indicate that Jermaine Jackson is even contemplating strangling the celebrity-seeking chimp. "Too much monkey business for me" said Jermaine dismissively to a reporter.

More news when it comes in.

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