Janet Jackson to flash her Nipples at brother Michael's Funeral

Written by Chamone

Tuesday, 30 June 2009

It has been dubbed the biggest funeral of the 21st Century and what better occasion for Janet Jackson to promote her latest album than by flashing her nipple in front of a worldwide audience.

Janet's right nipple attracted worldwide attention when it was first unveiled and now she has decided that it's time for the left one to get some "fresh air" too.

Justin Timberlake has been lined up to recreate Janet's infamous Super Bowel 'nipplegate' incident as Michael Jackson's body is lowered into the ground.

So far Janet, and indeed the rest of the Jackson clan, have shown their deep sorrow at their brother's passing by appearing practically everywhere a camera is pointed.

The publicity-craving family even asked for some more time alone with Jackson's body so that they could take some souvenir photo's that they could use at a later date to sell online or superimpose onto the covers of the various products they market.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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