Children of the World Haunted in their Dreams by Michael Jackson

Funny story written by Chamone

Tuesday, 30 June 2009

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"the horror....the horror...."

Children all across the globe have been reporting a disturbing amount of nightmares involving dead pop legend Michael Jackson, prompting fears of an unfolding Nightmare on Elm Street scenario.

Kids as far away as Calcutta have reported being stalked through their slumbery dreams by a malevolent emaciated creature with a shiny diamante glove and fedora hat, screaming "I'm bad!" and "Thriller night!".

The nightmarish visions of Jackson have even begun to creep out into the 'real' world.
One child was lifted 8 feet into the air and another had his room turn upside down like that Lionel Ritchie 'Dancing on the Ceiling' video..

Worried parents have feared that their harrying and mocking of the King of Pop after his child abuse trial may have prompted these horrible events.
Jackson during that had time climbed up onto the roof of an ice-cream van and warned that he would seek vengeance by haunting the dreams of their future children.

Nobody took him serious at the time because he was a fucking weirdo - but after his death the massive media coverage has summoned up his dark soul and probably allowed his bad spirit to run wild.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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