Washington DC: VP Biden let the proverbial cat out of the bag when he said he's "absolutely comfortable" with gay couples who marry getting the same civil rights and liberties as heterosexual couples. This statement has led President Obama to reconsi...
Washington DC: One of the best kept secrets in this politically leaky town is the White House Sandwich Shop. The café located in upscale Georgetown is undergoing an expansion to accommodate the increasing size of the lunchtime crowds of Obama adminis...
Washington DC: The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) had underwritten the development of renewable source fueled electric power generators that utilize the burning of chicken, pig and cow/steer manure. Chicken, pig, cow/steer and other livestock ma...
Baltimore MD: A demonstration by several women's groups occurred outside of Datebook Corporation's executive offices to protest the social network giant's decision to expand their business to include adult married men mating services. Datebook is...
Washington DC: The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) has been funding renewable energy electric power generation utilizing the burning of chicken, pig and cow/steer manure in several farming states. Chicken, pig, cow/steer and other livestock manur...
Washington DC: President Obama has issued an executive order that all US civilian federal employees (civil service, political appointees, elected officials) and military personnel must become monastic (male and female monks) to retain their jobs.
London UK: Abigail Crispy's new play "Murder at the Tesco Express" opened at a small theater in the west end last evening to mixed reviews. This new murder mystery begins with the brutal murder of Nanny McFee, while she was standing on the quick q...
Washington DC: Based on recommendations of the US Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) President Obama has placed the Nauga on the endangered species list (ESL). The endangered species act (ESA) was passed by Congress in 1973. The USFWS can decide to...
Paris France: The Napoleon Society of France (NSF) has announced a 200 year anniversary gourmet dinner, commemorating Napoleon's Russian Campaign of June 1812. Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) crowned himself Emperor of the French and King of Italy in 1804. The NSF will host the dinner in the Waterloo Grand Ballroom of the Paris Hilton hotel. Guest speakers throughout dinner include President of...
Pyongyang NK: North Korea's much publicized satellite launch ended quickly in failure by not achieving orbit, greatly embarrassing the country's new leader Kim Jong Un. The three stage Unha-3 rocket and its weather satellite payload crashed into t...
Denver CO: Ares Space Lines (ASL) announced its inaugural hyper warp drive flight of mid-November 2050 from Denver International Airport to Marsport, carrying 300 paying passengers, has been sold out. Marsport is a settlement on the planet Mars popul...
Pittsburgh PA: The Whiskey Rebellion of 1791 was a tax protest during the presidency of George Washington. Farmers selling their grain as distilled whiskey had to pay a new sin tax, which they strongly resented. The tax was a part of Treasury Secreta...
Washington DC: US President Barack Obama met with UK Prime Minister (PM) David Cameron during an official visit to the US in March 2012. Agenda items included Iran's nuclear program, the bloodshed in Syria and after 30 years another potential UK Falk...
Paris France: French historians and engineers at the Montmartre Institute of Technology (MIT) are perusing a cache of documents pertaining to the Maginot Line that was found by a German tourist visiting one of the restored sites. The Maginot Lin...
Washington DC: An extremely bright light was visually observed hovering high over the White House. The light could be seen as far away as Chicago IL, yet area air traffic control RADAR screens were completely blank. The light was definitely identi...
Washington DC: President Obama has issued an Executive Order that the USA will become homogeneous by 2020 (next census). This new order does not exclude homosexuals (Gays and Lesbians) or transgender persons. President Obama was reading the 2010 C...
Washington DC: A new Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) study apologizes for the federal government's junk science blaming Carbon Dioxide (CO2) for causing climate change. The real culprit is stinky feet. The EPA was examining regulating the o...
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