As all knifes have been banned from the United Kingdom, criminals have now moved to the last vestige of weapons available to them - spoons and forks. Government propaganda outlets have released made up scary spun figures out of thin air in order to s...
After Saddam's secret weapons of mass destruction finally revealed themselves at a press conference in an attempt to besmirch Bush, floods of footwear carrying long range Scud missiles have started to take out major cities throughout the western worl...
It seemed that it was just the actions of some nutty jihad crazed fundamentalist, when an Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at Bush the other day, but repeated incidents of shoe throwing have changed many experts opinion on what caused the footwear hu...
After the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown recently announced in the House of Commons that he has saved the world all on his own, without any help from anyone, he found a piece of Kryptonite in the mail, delivered in a suspiciously conservative bl...
After declining viewing figures of the big brother franchise, and with the spin off fiction mini series called 'Dead Set' where the occupant's house is taken over by zombies, series planners have brain stormed a new format for the next series. Due to...
Despite many war films and documentaries about the death camps, many left wing organisations are disappointed today as Hitler still lies in 3rd place as history's greatest tyrant. Unfortunately for them, two hard-core left wing socialists called Stal...
It doesn't seem that long ago when most people in Britain were acting like zombies in their worship of Tony Blair, acting like a lot of people are now acting in America with regards to Obama. But, since this delusion wore off with petrol strikes and no weapons of mass destruction to be found, many people have now subconsciously buried their prior idiocy in thinking Tony would save them from the mo...
After much hysteria over supposed 'man made' global warming, the fact that the sun has now come out of a thirty year height in its activity and the planet is now cooling, has caused panic in the real (not paid off by corporations and government grant...
Prominent globalist, British Prime Minister and believer in conspiracy theories, Gordon Brown, did not mention the creation of a New World Order today - not once, not even in private conversation! This has left many globalists concerned about Gord...
After much celebrations and worshipping of the new President Elect as the saviour by many brain washed zombie people, who now seem to worship him like a god, god himself has made a rare appearance at the Imperial Senate in Washington to tell everyone...
After conning the US with the false hope of change for the better, Barrack Obama today strapped on a false bushy beard and dressed himself a in turban during his press conference. 'There you go,' he told us and the other shocked reporters that wer...
After shaving his beard, undergoing liposuction, plastic surgery and changing his first name from Osama to Obama and teaming up with some white man with a name similar to his last, Barrack Osama Bin Laden is ready to finally bring the US to its knees...
New research has come out of NASA confirming a puzzling new phenomenon known as Close Encounters of the 69th Kind. This involves being abducted by creatures from other worlds and having them strap you down to their gloop covered organic like tables b...
During a T.V. show, annoying hippy scruff of a comedian Russell Brand sat on Jonathan Ross's face for a full twelve minutes, annoying lots of old people who tuned in late at night to complain about the affair. After many over the top news reports...
Not so long ago, we were all happy as Harry in our various independent nations, watching East Enders and American Football games at Wembley Stadium. But, just as astonishing as the dead horse old man Republican that has been run against the globalist...
After mentioning how he thinks the current financial, environmental and war on terror crisis can all be used as a way to bring in a New World Order, numerous times with all his counterpart globalists around the world, Gordon Brown finally placed an o...
As the bail out unfortunately passes and we head into hyper inflation, the globalists have finally come out of their closets and admitted that they were the offspring of Nazi financiers from the 30's. Now, they have decided to move their form of...
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