Fake UFO Holograms Finally Scare World Into Submission

Written by Clifford Rutley

Sunday, 26 October 2008

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It's A Trick - Get An Axe!

Not so long ago, we were all happy as Harry in our various independent nations, watching East Enders and American Football games at Wembley Stadium. But, just as astonishing as the dead horse old man Republican that has been run against the globalists obvious choice of Barrack Bin Osama, we then found ourselves later looking up into the skies at blue glowing triangular and saucer shaped objects transmitting sound waves about how they were going to kill us all, unless we submitted to the elite families that run the central banks and let them bring in their tyrannical one world government. Or, as it is better known, the 'New World Order.'

But today, now that the holographic fake UFO's have disappeared, we find ourselves chipped and tracked and traced every second of the day, while Enviro-MENTAL-ists annoy us every moment of our lives, telling us that we can't so much as fart in case the methane adds to the none existent global warming and kills lots of polar bears. Polar Bear who, despite the emotional music put to those scenes by the Discovery channel, Disney and the BBC to make you think it is your entire fault because you drive a car with a big engine, have regularly swam for hundreds of miles for hundreds of years and drifted on ice packs as they search for their prey with their families.

But still, being led to the death camps just for being a human being (no matter what the colour of your skin or what your beliefs are), that is supposedly killing the Mother Earth Gaia Spirit by our very existence, sounds a lot better than none existent holographic aliens sucking out our life essence as we sit paralysed with no way of stopping them.

So, before that happens, I look forward to seeing that classic old Outer Limits episode one more time, where they threw it right in our faces as to what the 'The Architects Of Fear,' had planned for us. Perhaps I'll find it on YouTube, under the title 'Outer Limits Fake Alien Invasion Episode.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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