God says he is NOT Obama!

Funny story written by Clifford Rutley

Friday, 14 November 2008

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God Looks Like This Idiots!

After much celebrations and worshipping of the new President Elect as the saviour by many brain washed zombie people, who now seem to worship him like a god, god himself has made a rare appearance at the Imperial Senate in Washington to tell everyone that he is NOT Obama.

'I am NOT, I repeat, NOT Obama,' God shouted to the mainly Democratic senators. 'He is not me and I am not him! He is not your saviour! Only my son was meant to be that. Obama is JUST a man, just a human being and JUST as corrupt as most other politicians. Mark my words; if you continue to worship this mere MAN as a god or a saviour, you will be drawn into the Hitler like satanic con. Be warned, you are bringing unto yourselves a whole lot of pain. Pain that will make anything George W did look like a mere walk in the park!'

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