After declining viewing figures of the big brother franchise, and with the spin off fiction mini series called 'Dead Set' where the occupant's house is taken over by zombies, series planners have brain stormed a new format for the next series. Due to hit TV screens in mid 2009, the series will be called 'Terrorist Big Brother.'
With this series, famous terrorists such as Osama Bin Laden, will have to live together in the confines of the Big Brother house. Here they will have to endure various tasks such as finding the Koran, eating pork, drinking alcohol and figuring out which way actually points to Mecca. However, the biggest change will come in the way occupants are evacuated from the house. Instead of walking through the doors to greet the fans outside, they will have to endure electric shock torture to their privates and eventual beheading by their housemates, before they can finally 'leave this world' and make it to 'paradise.'
Strangely, the shows producers will hand the reigns of Big Brother power over to CIA and MI5 'controllers' who will fund, set-up and run the various terrorists organisations in order to justify new wars of imperial domination - which is a bit too much like reality for some people - especially after the Big Brother escapade into fantasy with Dead Set.
