Written by Clifford Rutley

Thursday, 11 December 2008

image for Gordon Brown's Kryptonite Doesn't Stop Him From Saving The World
No Longer 'Prime Minister' It's Now 'Super Minister'

After the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown recently announced in the House of Commons that he has saved the world all on his own, without any help from anyone, he found a piece of Kryptonite in the mail, delivered in a suspiciously conservative blue envelope with an emblem of a tree on it.

This didn't faze 'Super Gordon' as he quickly scurried over to his miners' shaft and drank a pint of trade union ale, followed by a litre of Socialist Commie Vodka from the deepest and darkest part of far left Russia. In no time at all - he was flying through the air, handing out tax credits and ruining everybody's lives, savings and pensions with bailouts and taking away all our freedoms in case we ever get sick enough to rebel and kick the likes of Gordon and his pals out of office forever.

Meanwhile, the piece of Kryptonite lay forgotten forever in his dust bin to be taken away by the wage slaves who will be forced to do the jobs that not even the immigrants will want to do - because if they don't, they'll lose their benefits. Meanwhile, Gordon and his like can rest assured that they have once again saved the world from humanity, as they continue to tax, regulate and soft kill us all with a whole bucket load of propaganda, prescription drugs and toxins in our water, food and air.

And so the brain washed zombies that call themselves the general public did look up into the skies and say, 'Look! Is it a bird or is it a plane?'

And we here at TheSpoof.com did answer with, 'No, that's just Gordon Brown flying away with another one of your brain cells, you dumb ass soap opera and game show watching - reality denying morons you!'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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