The hunt's over and done. The foxes have been skinned; the beavers stripped; the pheasants plucked. All's well with the Glum Family. Off with his head. Bring on the hats! In the Mine's Bigger Than Yours Parade, the Royal Glums stepped out on Chr...
[LONDON, UK - LITERALLY:] OK, as far as celeb chefs go he's fair to middling bish-bosh. He's bold enough to substitute fat with exotic ethnic spices. And when he's not lisping and spitting into his chicken pates and terrines - he's actually quite...
Saying "I finally ged it", former muscle-man and Mr.Universe, Ahnold Schwarzenegger now wants to be a part of President Barack Obama's Administration. The waxy-looking former California Governor told reporters he'd love a post in the "scrawny, gir...
It's official. The new Survivor-Kid series takes off in 2011 with a well-buffed Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and her muy macho tomboy tribe taking on a girly-girl Suri Cruise and her princess tribe. "It's great. We're gonna break the ratings ceiling", said...
A Danish politician has hit on an innovative approach to prevent immigrants from moving to Denmark - especially in view of the fact that many of its newest immigrants come from male-dominated, misogynistic Muslim countries. Unable, unwilling, disr...
Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone Brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial Jesus was Jewish: 4. He lived at home till he was 33 5. He went into his father's business 6. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was a God Jesus was Italian: 7. He talked with his hands 8. He had wine with his meals 9. He used a lot of olive oil Jes...
Oh ducky! The dreaded, nasally whining Ashley is done for. Too bad Claire survived - maybe she'll catch a deadly bug at the 'orspickle. Personally one had hoped the entire cast had been taken out in one fell swoop. What a wonderful opportunity it...
Something is really rotten in US-world relations. Despite their attempt to portray themselves as fair-but-tough, no-nonsense, self-appointed moral policemen of the world, the plain fact is that America is simply unable to treat others with basic res...
INNER SANCTUM, SANCTORUM - THE VATICAN: Future Popatus contender, Chief Cardinal-Scoundrel Burl O'Scooney has just released the 2010 list of The Bible's 10 Most Powerful Women. Perhaps Burl O'Scooney felt that some magnanimous gesture towards more...
Too much testosterone. Not enough estrogen. Who'da thunk it! A recent survey on gender distribution among top spoof writers has revealed that testosterone-laden male spoofers are sorely missing some much-needed female company at the top of the w...
Just when you thought you had read everything there was to know about how the US has destroyed world peace with its duplicity; sleeping with the enemy; funding terrorists; outright lies and generally offensive machinations, here comes the biggest bombshell! That elusive scoundrel "Osama" simply does not exist! Not because he's dead - but because he has never existed! Previous such allegations...
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA: - Thanks to the 2010 soccer World Cup, sports fans have become acquainted with the annoying drone of vuvuzelas - those long plastic horns guaranteed to cause tinnitus. What to do with the remaining hundreds of vuvuzelas?...
LONDON, UK: At a Human Survival conference held here yesterday, anthropologists and paleontologists alike confirmed the potential extinction of yet another species. Despite a rare sighting of possibly the last surviving member of the tribe, experts...
MUMBAI: POTUS Prez Obama had just finished his vacuous, limpid speech at the iconic Taj hotel in this heavily fortified city. Having paid lip-service to fighting terrorism together and voicing other gratuitous statements Obama and his security detai...
WASHINGTON: Phew! It was pretty scary for a while there. For 45 minutes last weekend the US was Clueless in the Capital. Turns out the world's greatest superpower had lost communication with nearly 50 intercontinental ballistic nuclear missiles.
Tea Bagger Christine O'Donnell - she who hasn't really read the Constitution and expressed surprise that separation of church and state is in the 1st amendment (?), now says - God told her to run for the Senate. Having failed on all other fronts...
BERLIN: From his home - in an aquarium in Berlin - comes news that Paul the octopus, who shot to fame for his spot-on game-win predictions during this year's football World Cup in South Africa, has ... died! Unfortunately the many-tentacled mollusk...
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