Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone Brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
Jesus was Jewish:
4. He lived at home till he was 33
5. He went into his father's business
6. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was a God
Jesus was Italian:
7. He talked with his hands
8. He had wine with his meals
9. He used a lot of olive oil
Jesus was a Californian:
10. He never cut his hair
11. He walked around barefoot all the time
12. He started a new religion
Jesus was American Indian:
13. He was at peace with nature
14. He ate a lot of fish
15. He was always talking about the Great Spirit
Jesus was Irish:
16. He never got married
17. He was always telling stories
18. He loved green pastures
But most of all - Jesus was a Woman:
19. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
20. He kept trying to get his message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
21. And even when he was dead he had to get up because there was still work to be done
Amen to that.......
