MAUI (Hawaii) -- Paris "Paparazzi" Hilton is in Maui scouting sites for her halfway house. However she took time out to don a bikini and do herself a baptism in the surf.
BREAKING NEWS (Exclusive Gossip) - "I need to knock out a kid real fast." said Nicole "Wrong Way - Go Back" Richie. "Judges don't like to put little mommies in prison, do they?"...
HOLLYWOOD(Calf.)-- Legendary actor/producer/director Clint Eastwood was honored at this year's Los Angeles Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Film Festival Award Ceremony.
LOS ANGELES (LAX) -- In a shock development late today, Paris Hilton, 26, married 482 of the leading paparazzi stalkers in Hollywood, much to the delight of boarding and disembarking airline passengers.
MSNBC - Morning Joe (On Air) - A sour looking Mika Brzezinski started her newscast by saying she had an apology, regarding the lead story. "I didn't choose it" she said, and went on, "No, I hate this story and I don't think it should be released.." Her co-anchor then jumped in to say she should make her own story.
HOLLYWOOD -- Once only at the sideshow, and now on every Hollywood piece of female meat -- I give you one more tattooed lady. This one's an up and coming Angelina Jolie carbon would-be copier.
VATICAN CITY, Rome - The Vatican has issued a translation from the Latin, to the Italian, to the English, of the document from the Pontifical Council for Migrants and Travelers, titled "Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Ro...
Beverly Hilton (Celebrity Juice) - Besotted Arab Sheik Ali Omar Barber Sheriff has offered to buy the prison sketch that Paris Hilton sent to TMZ's.com Harvey Levin for $100,000.
Nicky Hilton and trillionaire boyfriend were whooping it up in olive land this week, while big sis Paris was still in the slammer.
Paris Hilton bounded on the small stage and flopped in a swivel chair in front of a 'stunned to hush-ness' audience; and an even more stunned Rodney King. Regaining his composure, the black (former cop beaten ex con) talk host blurted out, "What's...
I never knew the old London, without it's giant ferris wheel, but I imagine it was lovely. But I wanted to tell you why I was here on assignment for TheSpoof.com, and that was to see my old friend Harry Potter.
Hollywood (Calf.) Paris Catherine Ballou Whitney Houston Hilton was Released Today.
A Paris Hilton "devotee", Kieth Richards, dressed as Johnny Depp, playing Captain Jack Sparrow is demanding the heiress' release from prison in the next three days, or else he will "raid, plunder and pillage the entire village of Lynwood."...
Paris Hilton will be released from jail next Tuesday, June 26, Sheriff's spokesman Doc Holiday announced today.
Six mobile phone street urchins in Asia have agreed to use Yahoo's oneSearch mobile search engine.
Sally Kirkland, (63) American actress, nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actress in 1987 for Anna, has led a 'Free Paris' protest with six supporters outside of Lynwood jail. As a minister in the Church of The Movement of Spiritual Inner Awareness she also prayed for Nicole Richie.
Today_Aust. (Off the wire) - During a Big Brother theme night, the Mexican flag was shown with stripes reversed before being pelted with slime. The Mexican Consul to Australia, apparently a Big Brother fan, has complained.
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