Written by ChillerBaggins

Friday, 22 June 2007

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Today_Aust. (Off the wire) - During a Big Brother theme night, the Mexican flag was shown with stripes reversed before being pelted with slime. The Mexican Consul to Australia, apparently a Big Brother fan, has complained.

"We Mexicans don't mind being stereotyped, gringos," Raul Santa Del La Cruz Shippo said, "but we draw our Santa Anna at the flag. We Mexicans love our flag."

"Not even The Yellow Rose Of Texas could hump us out of this view." Seni├Ár Del La Cruz Shippo concluded.

Australia has had to apologize for Big Brother being noob dicks.

"Hey chicko roll, you glorious wet backs make a mean taco, comprende? La Coca Racha! No hard feelings, mate. Give our best to Eli Wallach." A self important spokesperson said.

Well -- that should end of the matter.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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