Minister of Spiritual Inner Awareness bats for Paris & Nicole

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Saturday, 23 June 2007

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Sally Kirkland, (63) American actress, nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actress in 1987 for Anna, has led a 'Free Paris' protest with six supporters outside of Lynwood jail. As a minister in the Church of The Movement of Spiritual Inner Awareness she also prayed for Nicole Richie.

Calling the Ho, Ho, Ho, "Simple Life" stars her "angels". Kirkland worked as an acting coach on the series.

So there you have it! Paris and Nicole were 'just' acting all along. Piffle, to those of you who thought they could not be coached to act, and get spiritual guidance at the same time. (During Grey Goose Vodka breaks?)

Sip responsibly..

Kirkland was a student of Lee Strasberg and a member of the Andy Warhol coterie. She began acting Off-Broadway in 1962, and has been said to have been the first actress to appear nude in legitimate theater, in a 1968 production of Sweet Eros.

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