(Oval Office) -- President for remaining months Bush has forcefully addressed an issue on the minds if many Americans - is it spelled Czar or Tzar?...
(Oval Office) -- President tim January 2009 has responded forcefully to yesterday's national tragedy in Virginia. He has proposed a Department of National Tragedies Department to be headed by yet another Czar.
(Blacksburg, VA) -- Hours after the pro-gun lobby weighed in with a preemptive press release, Rep Carol Malone (D-NJ) whose husband was killed by a gun in a Long Island commuter rail shooting a decade ago, issued a press release to say if there were...
(Blacksburg, VA) -- The pro gun lobby drew first blood as they issued a press release before noon local time. as reported on MSNBC, to the effect that the tragedy, taking one life and injuring 28 at that time "could have been avoided" had t...
(Blacksburg, VA) -- In the wake of the most tragic one-event shooting of innocent American students since the Vietnam War, as well as the coldest and most blustery April on record, US Attorney Generalisimo Alberto VO5 Gonzales, the last non-resigned...
(New Brunswick) -- In the Sprit of Rutgers, as part of their self-imposed repentance to atone for prejudging shock jock Don Imus for yadda blah blah, spiritual leaders and media ho's Rev. Al Sharp Tongue and Rev. Jymie Jackson have checked into a...
(An Undisclosed Bunker) -- Vice President and Bush White House adult-supervisor Richard "Dick" Cheney (R-1919) in a stunning declaration admitted yesterday that he, not Larry Birkhead, is the "donor dad" to his daughter Mary's...
(Chicago, IL) -- Media phenomenon and African American woman most admired in the known world (after Rosa Parks & Halle Berry) has accepted Imus' proposal of marriage and corporate merger proposal - as soon as the current Mrs Imus and other shareh...
(NJ/NY Border) -- In an unprecedented move, New Jersey State Troopers, all wearing their seatbelts, stopped motorists, Amtrak passengers, and La Guardia Airport travellers from entering The Sorry State as it has become known in the wake of shock jock...
(New Brunswick, NJ) -- Rutgers Women's Basketball Coach Vivian Stringer last night stated that the meeting requested by Shock Jock blah blah to apologize for repeating something crude and offensive on air that kids of all races or none can hear 2...
(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...
(EXCLUSIVE TO THESPOOF.COM) -- In an aside during his weekly radio address to the nation ("Winning the War, Episode 1,267"), President Bush let the proverbial cat out of the bag.
(Vatican City Internet Cafe) -- If I didn't believe this I wouldn't have believed it. His Holiness Pope Benedict XXVI is coming to Rutgers. President Bush is also coming to Rutgers. And Osama Bin Laden will also come to Rutgers.
(Neverland) -- In another display of a new wave of love, peace, and understanding permeating the American social landscape in the wake of the Imus "Slur heard 'round the world," The Duke University Men's Lacrosse team, largely white...
(SEACAUCUS, NJ) As CBS removed the last plank under Shock Jock Don Imus, whose racial and sexist slur, blah, blah, blah, Rev Jesse Jackson, Rev Al Sharpton, J C of N, & HRH Prince Harry praised the disgraced broadcaster for all his charity work and h...
(NORTH POLE) -- Consternation raged today among Santa's elves and other residents of this once-jolly community as spiritual leaders Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Jesus Christ of Nazareth expanded their protest of the use of the word "Ho&qu...
(NYC) -- Beating back other contenders for the time slot of former shock jock Don Imus, HRH Prince Harry has won the coveted drive-time slots to broadcast his own unique mix of politics, current events, sports, and humour, as he spells it.
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