(Blacksburg, VA) -- Hours after the pro-gun lobby weighed in with a preemptive press release, Rep Carol Malone (D-NJ) whose husband was killed by a gun in a Long Island commuter rail shooting a decade ago, issued a press release to say if there were no guns, the tragedy would not have happened. Before the gun smoke could dissipate over the shocked Virginia campus, both sides in the long-running political battle had "tagged" the tragedy. Congratulations to the ghouls of the right (the winners) and the left (runners-up).
Knife dealers from the 24'7 cable show KNIFE DEALERS were not heard from. Neither were bludgeon aficionados, as seen on cable's bludgeons, bats & broomsticks. Rocks and concrete chunks fans were not heard from. Neither were tire iron, lead pipe, and the willful neglect practitioners.
The anger management spokesman called. Boy, was he pissed.
