Written by KEN RYNNE

Saturday, 14 April 2007

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Imus Apologizes to Some Listeners

(NJ/NY Border) -- In an unprecedented move, New Jersey State Troopers, all wearing their seatbelts, stopped motorists, Amtrak passengers, and La Guardia Airport travellers from entering The Sorry State as it has become known in the wake of shock jock Don Imus apology to blah for blah. Yesterday's news that.

In light of yesterday's statement by Rutgers coach Stringer that she accepted Imus apology and that "her faith in man has been restored," and that she saw "the face of God in a Stetson," Americans plugged into 24/7 news, who earlier demanded Inus's scalp, now demanded Imus' restoration and elevation to a position higher than President of the United States, as President of NBC and CBS.

"The mob has spoken, long live the mob," said Rudy Guliani who earlier had climbed atop the rubble of Imus to declare that he would rebuild the temple in 3 days on the same spot.

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Topics: Don Imus

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